WWF Superstars, Mar. 8, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 8, 1997SARAH D.
Sarah D is with Sid, Slick and Wild Chylde DiBiase.
Sarah D: You know Eddie I don't know what you are up to trying to make me look bad the way you are. BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS! It is not going to work! you see the people here with me today and all the Network members have been my pillars of strength, They have stood by me in my times of need and they know me well enough to know I would NEVER put ANY person NO MATTER what they have done or said, In the position that Razor Ramon found himself in. Yes I have been mad at Razor for what has happen between us. But I NEVER wanted to see in hurt! If I HAD known that that contract had come from you! Not only would I not have signed it at all, EITHER LINES.I would have tried to have warned Razor about IT! Well I guess that is why you did not tell me RIGHT? Well as you can see my friends are still standing beside me and I HAVE some new FREINDS!( She looks at Wild Chylde, Slick and Sid) And they would like to join the Network.I think that they will be a great addition to our group. I know we will have to vote them in and since not all members are here to do the vote I would like to set up a private meeting away from the cameras to do so. The parties invovled would not like to have it reveiled at this time who they are. Wild Chylde, Slick, Sid what do you say?
(Sarah D looks a little nervous about what they might say)
Psycho Sid:Sarah D!!! Whoever you brought in ...must be good...I accept!!!
Slick: Well, we got to see who it IS!
Wild Chylde: I agree. I certainly trust you Sarah. No problem!
(Superstars Theme plays.)
Superstars opens up showing the fans! They're holding up different signs. One says Burger King. Another says Pillhead! One proclaims that the Four Horsemen Rule! Yet another says: Sid for President! The camera pans down to the announcer's table.
Pillman: WHAT A CRAPPY CARD WE'VE GOT THIS WEEK! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Heart Attack: Here we go again!
Pillman: This card isn't even worth TALKING about.
Publican: There's nobody worth while on this card!
Pillman: No! Not at all... I mean... well.. Ric Flair is alright! What the heck! (looks to Heart Attack) Look at you! You can't find your notes! Your already confused...! Get it together! We're on the AIR! Your gonna have to talk about this, because I'm not going to waste my time!
Heart Attack: I'll share YOUR notes. Hand 'em over.
Publican: There is ONE match that SHE would be interested in.
Pillman: Yeah... Derrick STARDOM vs. Kyoto Ninja!
Heart Attack: THAT should be a mop-up!
Pillman: WITHOUT Sabrina? This is his first match without Sabrina! And look... KYOTO NINJA! The guy can't even sign himself a decent match!
Heart Attack: He NEVER needed Sabrina anyway!
Pillman: How do you think he won the Intercontinental Title?
Heart Attack: How do you think he lost to Corey twice?
Pillman: Because he's STUPID! Or maybe you were distracting him by battin' your baby blues at him! Or maybe something else...
Publican: This IS a crappy card. Not even worth talking about.
Pillman: (to Heart Attack) Do you got anything to say?
Heart Attack: Ric Flair should tear up the Blizzard, and that's about it! HEY! Vader and the Ultimate Warrior! Are you sayin' that's not a match?
Pillman: Couple of BUMS! Couple of SAPS!
Heart Attack: And the Hart Foundation?
Pillman: HAH! Wait until WrestleMania! Tick... Tick... Tick... The TimeBomb explodes at WrestleMania IV!
Heart Attack: I guarantee if you try to interfere in this match and...
Pillman: I don't NEED to. I don't NEED to interfere. I WANT them to make it to WrestleMania.
Heart Attack: Well...
Pillman: (grabs at his eye) AH! Your SPITTING when you're talkin!
Publican: Have a little consideration!
Pillman: Look at her! She's slobberin' all over herself. There's MUSTARD on her shirt from all those hot dogs she's been grubbin' on.
Heart Attack: THERE IS NOT! Don't you find it suprising that the Hart's are taking on Owen and the Bulldog? Piper may have MADE them sign that match. Remember why the Bulldog and Owen left in the first place!
Pillman: They were a couple of cowards just like Shawn Michaels! (sings to the tune of sexy boy) I'm just a WUSSY boy! Wussy BOY! SING IT! Hahahaha!
Heart Attack: We have to figure out where Owen got the Slammy! Who's Slammy is that?
Pillman: I think it's one of the Hitman's! He stuffed the ballot boxes and won a bunch of them. Owen probably stole it! Alright! I'm tired of talkin'... let's get to a match...
Heart Attack: I'm tired of listening to you!
Pillman: Well, I'm tired of SEEING you. But I'm needed here and can't leave. Let's get to some action. I think Wild Chylde is standing by.... oh don't go back there yet. She's picking her nose.... (pauses) Okay... go back there now.
Heart Attack: OH PLEASE!