WWF Superstars, Mar.8, 1997

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DOWN AT THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE

(Pillman comes back, after the Empire leaves. He's laughing.)

Pillman: WHAT AN INTERVIEW! You've got to admit... tha'ts INTERVIEW OF THE YEAR!

Publican: Absolutely! NO CONTEST!

Heart Attack: I don't know WHERE Terry Taylor get's off saying that he has something with me.... he is DREAMING! WAKE HIM UP!

Pillman: He's BEYOND PERFECT!

Heart Attack: BEYOND brainless!

(Walking up to the announcer's table... it's a muscular female... dressed entirely in metal armor, her face covered. She stands with her arms folded, staring straight at Heart Attack.)

Pillman: HA! Looks like your friend is back!

(Heart Attack stands up.)

Pillman: What are you going to do, Heart Attack? Look at her... REAL tough!

Heart Attack: I'm going to throw YOU at her!

Publican: She doesn't even have the STRENGTH!

Pillman: She's a big wimp! Look how afraid she is!

(The armored woman just stares back at Heart Attack, who looks nervous.)

Heart Attack: WHAT do YOU WANT?

(She continues to stare.)

Pillman: C'mon... Forget about her! Do commentary! You're so easily distracted!

Heart Attack: Wouldn't YOU be distracted by THAT?

Pillman: She ain't starin' at ME! I don't CARE! What have you done to make her mad!?

Heart Attack: I didn't do anything!

Pillman: Your livin' in SIN! That's what it is! Corey Major... Terry Taylor... Derrick Stardom...

(Suddenly, the armored woman gives the sign of the devil... pointed straight at Heart Attack! Heart Attack's eyes go WIDE! She looks scared! The woman then leaves through the crowd.)

Pillman: HAHAHAA! That was GREAT! She gave her the sign of the devil at HER not US! WHO'DA THOUGHT!? I mean... OF COURSE! Hahahaha!

Heart Attack: I don't have to explain myself. These people here know what I'm about... I don't.....

(They continue to argue... but coming up from behind Pillman, in the crowd... it's the Warrior and Brutus. They are carrying a large keg of beer, with words on the side that says... 'WHOOP ASS'. Pillman is still insulting Heart Attack, not seeing a thing.... the Warrior and Beefcake... DUMP THE BEER ALL OVER PILLMAN!!!! They laugh and head back up through the crowd as Pillman sits in shock for a few moments.... not yet comprehending what just happened...then he SNAPS!)

Heart Attack: HAHAHAHAHA!

Pillman: WHAT IS THIS!!! I'm COVERED IN BEER!!! IT'S ALL IN MY HAIR... IT'S GETTING INTO MY CAST!!!

Heart Attack: I hope you don't get pulled over on the way home... of your in trouble!

Pillman: LOOK AT THIS! I SMELL LIKE THE NEIDHART FAMILY!

Heart Attack: I might just call the cops when this event is over!

Pillman: THIS IS DISGUSTING! Brutus Beefcake... Ultimate Warrior... WHO ARE THEY? Vader is going to kick the Warrior's butt later! And I can't WAIT! THIS IS SICK!

Heart Attack: HAHAHAHA!

Pillman: Let's get to something else! Let's get out of here! SHUT UP!