WWF Superstars, Mar. 8, 1997

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COMMERCIAL

the
INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE
TOURNAMENT

begins this Monday

on

MONDAY NIGHT RAW

WOMANKIND

(Jim Ross is seen outside the Arena)

JR: Hello folks, Jim Ross here. I am attempting to get a word with the always mysterious Womankind. Hmmm..I was told that she was out here some where.

(Jim Ross approaches a dumpster, and begins to look inside)

JR: She must be in here....some where??

(suddenly, Womankind surfaces)

Womankind: Hey Jimmy...are you having a nice day??

JR: Ah, yes I am Womankind.

Womankind: That's good, like, because...IT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE A NICE DAY!! For you see WWF, the so-called wrath of Womankind isn't a wrath at all...IT IS..THE SAVING OF SOULS!!! You see, like, I live to help the people in the WWF.....I live to save their souls from the demons...and on March 30th...I will save one Roxanne!!

JR: Womankind, just what is an excorcism match??

Womankind: That's my little secret Jimmy. YOU SEE...IN ORDER FOR ME TO SAVE ROXANNE...I must keep this secret...if, like, the demons inside of her were to find out...it would be disasterous...but don't worry Roxanne...because come March 30th, you will have the demons inside you...leave...and you will finally ...have a nice day!!!

JR: Thank you Womankind.

RAZOR RAMON

(Jim Ross is in the ring,as the fans look on)

Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen,please welcome a man who just a week ago,was cost a title shot match,at Derrick Stardom,for The WWF Intercontinental Belt,by The Empire!Ladies,and Gentlemen,please welcome "The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon!"

("Calling All Cubans"plays over the PA."The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon comes out with his leather vest,and trunks on,and his hair slicked back.Razor Ramon has a toothpick in his mouth,and another one behind his ear.Razor slaps hands with the fans,as he makes his way towards ringside.Razor gets in the ring)

Jim Ross:"Welcome Razor!"

"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon:"Yo Chico!"

Jim Ross:"Razor just last week,your were cost the title shot match at The Countdown to Wrestlemania,by The Empire!How did it feel,and what do you have to say to The Empire,and to the former Intercontinental Champion,Derrick Stardom?"

"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon:"Jim Ross,chico,it felt pretty BLEEPy being attacked by The Empire,and being cost the match,which we didn't have,chico!Empire,chicos,that was your biggest mistake ever,and don't you worry fools,I will get my revenge!Eddie Gilbert,chico,that was your biggest mistake in your career,and you will pay dearly,mang!Derrick Stardom,I don't care if you had to give up your Intercontinental Belt,and I don't care about you,chicos!"

Jim Ross:"Now Razor,what about the tournament,for The WWF Intercontinental Belt?"

"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon:"Jim Ross,chico,I am going to clean house in the tournament,and I am going to go to Wrestlemania,and not just fight for ,but also win The World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Belt,chico!"Double J"Jeff Jarrett,ain't going to win The IC Belt,"The Blizzard"Adrien Blades,ain't going to win The IC Belt,"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon is going to win The IC Belt,and walk out of Chicago,Illinois,The New Two Time WWF Intercontinental Champion,mang!I am going to CARVE YOU UP!"(As Razor says that he does The Carve You Up Sign,with his toothpick)(Razor throws his toothpick,at the camera)

("Calling All Cubans"plays over the PA.Razor climbs out of the ring,and makes his way towards the back,slapping hands with the fans)

Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen,"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon!"(Cheers)

(Jim Ross makes his way towards the back,himself,slapping hands with the fans.)