RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 10, 1997

ROXANNE PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

(Roxanne is in the back. She is hanging up a leather jacket in her locker. Dok Hendriks is here. He's blushing and nervous about talking to Roxanne.)

Dok: Hey fans, it's me Rox Hendriks... here to talk to Dokxanne. I mean... I'm here to talk to Dok Hendriks.... NO... uh....

Roxanne: It's okay Dok. Take it slowly.

Dok: Welll... okay! I'm ready now! Roxanne... tonight, you face Valetia Von Strahden. What is the significance of this match?

Roxanne: We all know that Valetia is a product of the darkside....and my opponent at WrestleMania is as well... Womankind. Valetia has... (pauses) can we say: 'Seen the Light?'

Dok: That's a fitting way to phrase that!

Roxanne: Through VVS tonight, I hope to find a weakness in these dark powers. Though Valetia uses them for good, they are still the same powers. I don't know WHAT an exorcism match is... but I want to be as prepared as I can for it!

Dok: Are you prepared for Womankind... tonight?

Roxanne: I've already thought about that. Womankind is known for her attacks... in the back... from under the ring... from out of CAKES, if you remember Thanksgiving! I am ALWAYS ready for Womankind.

Dok: (motions off camera) Is THAT how you have prepared for Womankind?

Roxanne: No. They're not here for her. You know I don't believe in having stables... or gangs of seconds down at ringside. But you saw the Countdown didn't you? Anderson and Benoit had designs on breaking my face in half, and half again! And now that I'm standing opposite the 'Hollywood' Blondes at WrestleMania, you can expect Austin or Pillman to get involved somehow. YOU know, Dok... that I can take care of myself!

Dok: You really took it to the Enforcers!

Roxanne: And I'd do it again. But you know something Dok... I just can't sit back and wait for things to happen. Because if I see Pillman... or Austin... or ANY of the Empire jerks.... for what they did to Derrick Stardom... I'd get in their face... And I will get to RUMBLING on them if I have to. (points off camera) They're here just because I might get a case of Wild Chylde and get all ROWDY on some SCUM! That's called BACK DOOR!

Dok: That's quite some back-up! Are you looking to start trouble?

Roxanne: (shoots him a quick look) START trouble? I didn't jump Corey on his way to the ring. I didn't Reverse DDT MYSELF on the concrete! I didn't INVITE the Giant to choke slam me months ago. I didn't just WANT to be put in the hospital from Womankind. I didn't ditch Derrick Stardom to join up with a bunch of wimps... I didn't cost him matches or make him lose his I/C title. Dok Hendriks... I didn't START trouble. But I WILL be finishing it!

Roxanne gives a high five to Hendriks and walks out.

Dok: Alright! She seems ready! Let's get out to ringside!