RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 10, 1997

Vertigo
w/the Dream
vs.
Heart Attack
w/Corey Major

The Match:
LIVIN' ON THE EDGE starts to play.... a three fingered hand holds open the curtains... and Vertigo marches through, with her black umbrella opened over her head. The Dream stalks behind her, making weird sounds and staring evily at the fans. The Dream has her golden sash tied around her head. Vertigo's is still wrapped around the umbrella's handle.

NO MORE TEARS plays... and Heart Attack comes through the curtains with Corey Major. The fans give a resounding ovation for Heart Attack, who has gained quite a fan base in recent weeks. She is fixing her hair, and Corey is wiping some lipstick off of his face. They each have a strange smile on their faces.

King: "Hey, Pillman, you're RIGHT!! Heart Attack does look like she's putting on a little weight! Maybe she IS pregnant!"

Pillman: I hope so... for HER sake! Hahaha! (holds up a brush) Hey Anvil! Why not brush my hair? It's a little messed up from your friend Savage.

Anvil: Grrrrr...

The Anvil takes the brush and begins brushing Pillman's hair.

The bell rings. Vertigo kicks at Heart Attack... who shakes it off... AND DROP KICKS VERTIGO!!! Heart Attack pops back up, and grabs one of Vertigo's legs... she looks around..... and sees....

The brush is CAUGHT in Pillman's hair! The Anvil is pulling as hard as he can to free it from Pillman's hair!!! Pillman is yelling out... OW!!! OW!!! GET IT OUT!

Heart Attack smiles... and does a hamstring pull on Vertigo, flipping up to her feet on the other side... and immediately going up to the top turnbuckle! Heart Attack leaps... FLYING KNEEDROP!!!

Corey applauds! Heart Attack smiles at him.... and GOES BACK UP TOP! Vertigo begins to stir. Heart Attack balances herself on the top... Vertigo is on her feet! Heart leaps.... HEARTWRENCHER... HEAD SCISSOR TAKEDOWN!!! Heart Attack hooks both legs.... the referee drops down... 1... 2... kickout!

Corey: TOO SOON! Keep on her!

King: "Does anybody even care who wins this one? Wake me when it's over."

Pillman: We may all be asleep, too!

Vertigo starts to brawl with Heart Attack as they get to their feet. H.A. hits a European uppercut that stuns Vertigo... who retaliates with a handfull of hair that she yanks her head about with.... then brings a kick up into Heart Attack's face! Vicious! The Dream hisses in enjoyment. Corey shoots the Dream a fearful look.

Heart Attack backs away defensively from Vertigo... who dives in with her nails ready to scratch at Heart Attack's face!!! Heart swings her leg low... and sweeps Vertigo off her feet!

Vertigo pulls herself back up along the ropes... and Heart Attack hooks one of her arms for a hip toss.... Vertigo blocks... AND RAKES THE FACE!!! Vertigo spins around in front of a blinded Heart Attack... DISCUS PUNCH! Heart Attack goes down! Vertigo stomps and kicks at Heart Attack, pulling her up... TO CHOP HER BACK DOWN!!!

Heart Attack wraps both of her legs around one of Vertigo's... TAKEDOWN! Heart Attack pops up to her feet.... bounces off the ropes... Vertigo gets up... Heart Attack leaps up... the HEARTWRENCHER!!!! Heart Attack holds her down... 1... 2... 3...!!!!! Everyone cheers!!!!

Winner, by pinfall: Heart Attack

Corey rolls in and gives her a warm embrace. She steps back... and nods toward the back with a smile. Corey shakes his head eagerly. They jump from the ring and leave.