WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997Stone Cold Steve Austin brazenly walks out of the curtains. He stops and points at a fan, yelling in their face before moving up to the interview stand. He holds his hands up in the air and the fans boo. Brian Pillman then climbs up onto the stand and hands Austin the mic.
Austin: (to the fans) Shut the HELL up, the LOT of you! Stinkin' New Yorkers! Shut UP!
The place boos even louder!
Austin: For every second longer that you people make a$$es our of yourselves by makin' a scene, Brian and I are going to put that many more permanent scars on the Hart Foundation at WrestleMania.
The fans don't care, rising up and chanting: WE WANT BRET! WE WANT BRET! WE WANT BRET!
Austin: You may all want Bret... to get a FAT LIP. Now I'm out here because there's somebody around this federation that thinks she's big and bad! Somebody that's stickin' their nose in where it don't belong.
Pillman gets an excited and anxious look on his face. He braces himself on his crutch.
Austin: I'm talkin' about Roxanne... some bimbo that's going to be in the Hart's corner in Chicago.
The fans cheer and Austin looks around at them with a furrowed brow.
Austin: You all may have just given HER a fat lip, too. This past Monday, she tried to mix it up with the Harlem Heat. Now they're too much of gentlemen to strike a woman. But Stone Cold ain't no gentlemen. Now I was going to just leave her be and let Sabrina Savage knock the taste out of her mouth on the 30th, but if she wants to laugh at the Empire, make jokes and kick it's members... then I might just have to drop her like a day old newspaper.
The fans cheer as Roxanne comes out. She has her hair pulled back in a pony tail and is in her tight black jumpsuit under a red LOD half-shirt.
Austin: See? What did I tell you? Stickin' her nose in where it don't belong. (to Roxanne) You just don't learn. The Giant dropped you back in September... the Enforcers dropped you not long back. What the hell does it take to put the pain through to your head?
Roxanne gets up on the stand.... walks up to Austin and gets nose to nose with him.
Roxanne: Y'know? You look much tougher on the Mr.Clean bottle in my kitchen.
Austin: Y'know? You're much prettier on the box of milkbones in mine! You need to go BACK to that kitchen and cook me up a juicy steak before I whoop your flabby behind!
Roxanne: Hungry, Stone Cold? After the Hart Foundation finishes you off, you'll have PLENTY of CROW to chew on... and if that doesn't fill you up... the just desserts will!
Austin: The bottom line is... keep flappin' your gums like that and I WILL BE CHEWIN! I'll chew you up and spit you out and you'll be left suckin' down your dinners through a straw.
Roxanne: The bottom line is... you've been in the Perfect Plex and couldn get out... you've been in the sharpshooter and couldn't get out... I'm willing to believe....
Pillman: (jumping in) Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Roxanne... while you're still able to form words with your face, let me ask you some questions. Just what IS your stake in all this?
Roxanne: I've always been friends with the Hart Foundation. Bret took over Corey's training while Womankind had me on the shelf for a while...
Austin is mocking Roxanne, mimicing her actions and moving his lips...
Roxanne: And then when I found out SABRINA was one of the masterminds behind all of this, I wanted IN!
Pillman: Just can't stand somebody else havin' the spotlight, huh? Jealous! Just like you're jealous of Sabrina!
Roxanne: Or maybe like YOU'RE jealous of third grade spelling bees? WHY do I need to be jealous of Sabrina?
Pillman: Because you've ALWAYS desired Derrick Stardom... and she's ALWAYS had him! But now... she's moved on. You can HAVE that loser now!
Roxanne: It's no suprise that I like Derrick. I always KNEW he was a nice guy. It was just Sabrina's bad influence on him. I think she could even have a bad influence on you two... if THAT'S possible.
Austin: There's going to be some bad influence on your medical coverage unless you wrap this up and get the hell out of here!
Pillman: Easy Steve. Let's let her say her piece.
Austin: She's said her 'piece' dammit. Now... it's WAR! That is, unless she packs up and heads back to the street corner where we found her.
Roxanne: Stone Cold... or should I say LUKE WARM... your strong arm tactics may work on the Girl Scouts that come to your house to sell cookies, but they won't work on ME!
Austin: All that proves is that you MIGHT have Neidhart blood in you. Booker T and Stevie Ray wouldn't hurt you... but dammit... I'm about 30 seconds away from introducing your face to your cro...
Pillman: STEVE!!!!!!!
Roxanne: (steps up close to Austin again) LUKE WARM... at WrestleMania... the Hart Foundation is going to MOP THE FLOOR with you... and I'm going to be there to watch... and enjoy!
Austin: MOP THE FLOOR? Somebody's gonna have to clean up... because when Sabrina is done with you, there's going to be a little red-stain on the canvas!
Roxanne: Or you could try to do it yourself and get embarassed just like the Enforcers did.
Austin: The embarassing thing is that I ain't already done it!
Roxanne: What it IS, Austin... is that you're just ALL talk... then ALL BALK! It's obvious that you're....
WHACK!!!!!!
Roxanne drops down as Pillman nails her on the back of her head with his crutch. She falls hard on the wooden stand, immediately busted open. Austin and Pillman chuckle.
Austin: (to Roxanne) You can thank SABRINA for THAT! (to Pillman) You went and knocked the hair dye out of her...or is that just blood?
Pillman: Take a look Hart Foundation... this is a prelude to WrestleMania! Here's the red stain... get ready for pink and black stains!
Austin: There ain't gonna BE a match! The Sissy Foundation is just gonna keep sending down the other Mega Pansies to try an' do the Hart's job. We laid our your girl, Harts... try an' do something about it! Or just come out and SAY you're afraid by sendin' down your cronies! The bottom line IS... we do things ourselves... and the next thing we're gonna do is preach Austin and Pillman 3:16 in Chicago at WrestleMania IV... because Stone Cold SAID SO!!!
Just then, Anvil and Hitman run out and jump up onto the stage. Austin and Pillman leap off and out of range... but the Hart's do not pursue, instead turning to help up the bloodied Roxanne.
Pillman: (still with mic) Hahaha! Womankind should have NO trouble with this exorcism now... she's already busted open!!! Hahahaha!
Austin and Pillman disappear as the Hart's help up Roxanne.