WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997BRIAN PILLMAN INTERVIEWS...
(Brian Pillman is in the ring with a microphone. He's wearing a t-shirt that says: 'I don't brake for ANYTHING!')
Pillman: Citizens of the Empire...SHUT UP! And welcome the Unified World Tag Team Champions... THE HARLEM HEAT!!!
Suddenly the lights go out.There is silence for a second and then,slowly,the red lights go on.Then the fireworks blast and everyone starts looking at the entrance.But they don't see Heat,they see red steam coming outta there.Suddenly fireworks go on near the top of the arena.Everyone looks up and they see door covered with red carpet with Empire logos on it.It also closes the entrsnce.Then Heat's music goes on and red fireworks near the door go on.Then the fans see a metal thing coming from the wall.It goes down to the ring with Pillman.It makes a bridge from that door to the ring.HEAT'S MUSIC GOES ON!!!Suddenly there is a big explosion near the entrance and carpet goes on fire!!The door and Empire carpet around it is on fire!!!Suddenly we see two figures going through the wall of fire.It's Stevie Ray and Booker T withy their belts! Bridge has lights on sides of it that are red and blinking when drums hit.They both are wearing jackets with Heat and Empire logos on them and they also are wering sunglasses.Booker T is holding some metal thing looking like a controller in his hand.Stevie holds a packet with something.Stevie has both WCW belts and Booker has both WWF belts.While fireworks are blasting,Stevie sits down and poses and Booker does the same standing.Then they stand up and continue on their way to the ring.Suddenly flames appear on the side of the bridge. Harlem Heat continue on as flames burn.They finally get to the ring.Booker gets at one turnbuckle and Stevie gets on opposite oone.They yell at the fans,then turn around and stay there for a while facing each other.Their music stops and fireworks do as well.Lights go off,it's dark.Suddenly red lights slowly start to go on again.We see Booker and Stevie putting both of their hands up at the same time and,from behind Booker and Stevie big flames appear all the way up to the ceiling!!! When dust settles Stevie and Booker come by to Pillman.
Pillman: First off let me say that the Empire.....has the coolest... or in this case the HOTTEST entrances in the WWF! And second of all, let me thank you for watching my back on Raw... who KNOWS what the Legion of Dummies would have done!
Booker T:No problem man!!!In fact these pieces of crap are gonna get butt kicking of their life today.These two face painted punks only know how to cheap shot Brian and other announcers.These 2 cheap shot artists!
Stevie Ray:We are gonna beat the living sh*t outta them at Wrestle Mania!!!
Pillman: Now, before I get to the Scaffold Match... we've heard Vader and Jarrett. What's the story on them?
Stevie Ray:That big fat Vader won't stand a chance!!! He actually couldn't beat that Macho Puke!HAHAHA!!!Vader,you loser,if you have enough guts,bring it on son!!!Same thing to Jarrett!These two can't wrestle and Vader's reigns are history.So if these two punks can beat Drunk Foundation oh well I guess we will kick their asses around the ring!!!
Booker T:Lemme tell ya!If that whiner Vader or Jarrett wanna get hurt tell you what they've made the right deal SUCKA!!!HAHAHA!!
Pillman: Well, they'll at least be a little more worthy of a shot at the titles then the Drunk Foundation or the Road Runners. Boys, this past week on Raw, like I said, you were watching my back... and of course the Harts had to send down yet ANOTHER bunch of Mega Pansies to antagonize me and the Publican... Hawk and Animal. But you were there for us... and you were kickin' the snot out of them. But then that hair-dyed bimbo Roxanne had to stick her nose in. She actually KICKED you guys!
Booker T:Roxanne is a hoe! She actually touched and kicked me and Stevie with her ugly stinky dirty nasty feet!!!
Stevie Ray:Roxanne!The bottom line is yo're a b*tch!!!And ya knew that we are two gentlemen that we wouldn't hit you!!!But I sware the God if you DARE to touch me or my bro once again I don't know what I'm gonna do!!!SO BE CAREFULL WHO YO MESSING WITH!!!
Booker T:Das right!!!And who knows next time you do somtn like that we might just change our mind and powerbomb you on the floor for a change!!!We don't beat up ladies but I don't think you can call her that!!!SHE IS EXACTLY WHAT MY BROTHER SAID SHE IS!!!THE BOTTOM LINE IS KNOW WHERE YOU BELONG!!AND BE CAREFUL WHO YO MESSIN' WITH HONEY!
Pillman: At WrestleMania, Roxanne will get hers! Sabrina Savage will see to that! Did you guys see what she did to Wild Chylde DiBiase?
(Footage is shown of Sabrina spraying an aerosol can in front of Wild Chylde... then striking up a lighter in front of it, blasting the Network leader with a huge fireball!)
Booker T:Yeah man!!That was cool!!HOT,our,Heat style!
Stevie Ray:Uh-oh,for some reason I think Network people are gonna spend half of their money buying their leader glasses!! HAHAHAAH!!!
Booker T:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHA!!!And...ya know I don't know why bro,but I think Wild Chylde would need some eye drops!!!I THINK SO!!!!HAHAHAAHAH!
Stevie Ray:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pillman:Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
Stevie Ray:How did you guess man?
Booker T:Aahh..mmm...lemme see...MY PERFECT INTUITION...HAHAHAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!
Stevie Ray:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pillman:Ha Ha Ha!!!
Booker T:The bottom line is,Roxanne you will be there at Wrestle Mania and while you'll be enjoying watching your two fat friends' asses falling from top,Sabrina will beat the living crap outta you!!YOU KNEW I COULDN'T HIT A WOMAN IF YOU CAN CALL ROXANNE THAT!!!Well Sabrina can,even more than that!!!HAHAHA!!
Pillman: So don't you worry about Roxanne. She'll get hers...maybe sooner then later. And the Hart Foundation is mine and Stone Colds. But you two are going to hurt the Road Runners for us! Heat... WrestleMania IV... it's the Scaffold Match! 30' in the air...and only one way down! How about it?
Booker T:You know,Brian!!!I don't even wanna talk about these two dumbasses.I mean they are so stupid!!!They actually can't finish their crappy interviews with somtn different from what a rush.These two are SOOOOOOOOOO stupid!!!And WHY do we need top beat them?We beat Harts and they lost?I mean what's da point man?
Stevie Ray:Road Dummies,we will kick your asses around the ring for as long as it takes for you to say we're sorry Harlem Heat and jump down from the ring!!Das right we won't through them,we'll beat them that bad that they will jump from there themselves!!!HAHAHA!!
Pillman: But are you guys worried? I mean.. we've seen the tactics of the Mega Pansies... they like to jump you before the match... or sneak up on you from behind. If they want those titles bad enough, WHO KNOWS what the Macho Wimp will direct them to do!
Booker T:I know,I know but,seriously,Brian we ain't worried!!You never know though with all these cheap shot artists!!Speaking of that Macho Puke I am sick and tired of this donkey!!!I mean all he can do is cheap shot people,attack them from behind and then he comes out,gets drunk,throws alcoholic beverages at announcers and tries go beat up announcers and our good friend Brian!!!In fact he is lucky that Brian doesn't want to touch his smelly ugly body that smells like crap!!Brian doesn't want his hands full of dirt!!No he doesn't that's why he doesn't kick Nacho's ass!Nacho knows it so he tries to do somtn to him!He has no guts to wrestle so he cheap shots everyone!!!Stevie,say it!!!
Stevie Ray:Hey ya know somtn Nacho Puke!!!You PUKE AND PUKE AND PUKE!!!Then you cheap shot Vader then you lose matches to Diesel and everyone else that I can think of!!!You mess with one of Megapowers,you mess with all of them!!!Oh my god,I'm so scared!!!I'm shaking in my boots!I was kicking Harts' and Dummies' asses with my bro for months!!!I never saw Nacho do somtn!Why?Cause he is scared!!Cause he sits in the toilet,watches Harlem Heat on TV and cries!!But as soon as we're outta town,that puke gets outta restroom comes here and tries to attack Brian Pillman!!Hey Macho!!If you are so macho,if you are so tough,so cool then why don't you come out here right now and wrestle us,huh???For some reason I don't hear OH YEAH in the air!!!The bottom line is punk,you want some crap?COME AND GET IT AND IF YOU GET TO THAT STAND OUT THERE WE W ARE GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU AND THEN MAKE YOU EAT ROXANNE'S SMELLY SOCKS!!!Familiar smell isn't it Macho???HAHAHAHA!!!
Pillman:Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
Booker T:HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Stevie Ray:And if your bald head full of crap does not understand it then I'll put it in easier language for dumbasses like you:Yes,it is a singles challenge!!!
Booker T:DUUUH!!!!
Stevie Ray:Speaking of Wrestle Mania,we gotta surprise for yall!!!In my opinion,the greatest basketball player of all time will be there with us and he will watch our backs!!Cause he HATES Road Dummies and for some reason it doesn't surprise me!!!HAHAHA!!!Don't even think about that being that gay boy Dennis Rodman!!!We don't need no homosexuals in Emprire!
Booker T:Yeah,that sounds more like Megapowers material!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Stevie Ray:HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Booker T:He is gonna be here next Superstars doing an interview and say all he thinks about Road Dummies and rest of Megaidiots!
Stevie Ray:It's gonna be a surprise!!!HAHAHA!!!
Pillman: Hahha! I can't WAIT! When the Heat promises a suprise, you can bet it's gonna happen! I'm going to make sure I see this match... and watch you guys turn the Road Warriors into the Legion of Midgets after they get squashed in half after a 30' drop!
Booker T:Das right man!!Speaking of Road Warriors these two are so stupid!!!They surprise me!!!To sign a match like this is like to sign yourself a contract that says that you'll get beaten and thrown off 30' height!!!These two stupid suckas thought they could beat up announcers!No way man!!ANYONE tries to touch ANYONE of Empire specially our good friend Brian Pillman and we'll beat the snot outta you!!!Macho,get ready to get butt-kicking of your life!!!
Stevie Ray:These Megapowers are dumb and dumber!!!But I think Road Warriors deserve "first dumbass" award!!I mean how they even dare try to attack Pillman and sign matches like that with us!!You gotta be crazy or dumb!!I think they are dumb!!
Booker T:Road Dummies are SOOOOOO stupid!!!You know I heard that one day Road Warrior Hawk wanted to buy some stuff about himself to read and be proud off.So he went to sports book and magazine store and asked cashier to give him book or magazine named Road Warrior Hawk,THE SMARTEST WRESTLER IN WWF,or Road Warrior Animal:HAS BEATEN HEAT FOR TAG TITLE BELTS or somtn like that!!!And ya know what happened???The cashier answered him that fiction store was around the corner!!! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Pillman:That sure does sound like Road Dummies doesn't it???Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
Stevie Ray: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Pillman: Maybe they won't even show up! I mean... we know Macho Man is a wimp. The Hart Foundation are runnin' scared. I think they all got into Shawn Michaels' mind and turned him into the Wussy Boy, too! Maybe you could then give the shot right then and there to Vader and Jarrett! Imagine Vader fallin' all the way down to the mat... a THIRTY FOOT DROP!!!
Booker T:We don't care,we can kick any two of these for losers around just like that!!!
Stevie Ray:Speakin' of giving Fat Boy and Jarrett a shot at WM das cool with me,I mean I don't care!!!It don't make no difference.The only thing I'm concerned about is that half of Jarrett's team will be gone before the bell rings:Vader would most likelly fall through the ring,making hole as big as his butt!!!I really don't think that ring would hold him!!!HAHAHAHA!!!
Booker T:So that wouldn't be good for both Jarrett and Vader!!!
Stevie Ray:And if ring was "extra strength" and it WOULD hold Vader which is not really possible but if it DID happen,when we'd throw Vader from the ring,he would fly down and hit arena floor so hard,make a big hole and go far down there!!!And Cornette would have to pay for that whole in the floor!!!
Pillman:Ha Ha Ha!!!
Booker T:And Vader would be looked for at the mines everywhere!!!...AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
Stevie Ray:AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Booker T:At WM we will give Road Dummies the beating of their lives!!HAHAHA!!
Pillman: Alright Heat! WrestleMania IV is going to be another classic battle... that YOU come out on top in! I'll announce it now... the winner of the bout...and STILL Unified World Tag Team Champions... the Harlem Heat!!!! Any final words for us, boys?
Booker T:The bottom line is that Road Punks,we will burn your asses on the ring till you beg for mercy and jump outta there yourself.Then we are gonna get down,drench your asses in gasoline,lit you losers with lighter...and let you run around your good ol' Chicago hometown's downtown streets with your asses burning!!Scaring everyone away!AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!
Stevie Ray:SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
Pillman:Ha Ha Ha!!!
Stevie Ray:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Pillman: Yeah! That's it! ROAD WARRIORS... how embarassing is THIS going to be? You're going to lose in your own home town! And you're going to lose BAD... when the Heat... BURNS YOU UP!!!
Booker T:Das right!!!Road Warriors,WrestleMania,scaffold match for Tag Titles!!!It's a short throw...BUT IT'S A LOOOOOONG FALL!!!
Stevie Ray:SUCKA!!!HAHAHAHAA!!
(They both high five Pillman and leave as their music plays)