RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar 17, 1997

ROXANNE - TAPE

(Roxanne is in her gym in Miami, Florida. She looks okay after the attack on Superstars. She lifting some weights. Corey Major is in the background, working out on the leg machine.)

Roxanne: Pillman! Austin! I'll bet you think you made some kind of big revelation or statement with that cowardly attack on Superstars. But all you proved is that you could cheap shot me from behind! I'm not lookin' for sympathy... or assistance from ANYONE! What I AM lookin' for is a little bit of revenge... and at WrestleMania, I'll be able to do that!

(Roxanne throws the weight down, making a loud sound... even startling Corey in the back.)

Roxanne: Sabrina... YOU gave Pillman and Austin the order to WHACK me didn't you? REAL nice. You KNEW you couldn't get the job done yourself. And at WrestleMania... you WON'T look across the ring and see me standing there. Oh NO! Because I'll be on YOUR side of the ring, runnin' you down, ROXANNE-STYLE! Just like the Road Warriors, I snack on DANGER.. and DINE on destruction. And I eat up little trouble-makers like you for BREAKFAST!

(Roxanne holds up her fist to the camera to puncutate her statement.)

Roxanne: Now...WOMANKIND! We're just 13 days away now! And you say there's DEMONS inside of me that need to be released? I'm gonna ROCK THE DARKSIDE right out of you at WrestleMania! My leg is back to 100%, and now I'm ready for your tactics! NOBODY knows what an Exorcism match is! But we've heard the rumors! And if it's true... then BRING IT ON! If I lose... I get consumed by the dark side... but if I win... YOU come to the light!? I don't care WHAT the stipulations are for this bout. All the Rock-a-holics want PAYBACK for what you've done to me... and everyone else in your wake! At WrestleMania... PAYBACK TIME IS COMIN'! And you can take THAT to the bank!

AUSTIN AND PILLMAN (TAPE)

(Stone Cold Steve Austin and Brian Pillman are at Pillman's house. They are sitting back in seperate chairs, kicking back a few beers. The sounds of a basketball game can be heard on the T.V.)

Stone Cold: Now we've put the final touches on the plan that will bring down the Mega Pansies! They're nothin' more then an overgrown bunch'a BOY SCOUTS, lookin' to do a good deed a day, when instead it just backfires in there face!

Pillman: That's right, Steve! We laid out Roxanne... now just watch all the Mega Pansies... and who knows who ELSE... come out and try to AVENGE her! And just like the Anvil knows all about ME... we know who you're going to target... and you'll be falling right into the Empire's TRAP!

Stone Cold: Heenan, you pot-bellied weasel... you better call your boys off, son... or they'll be walkin' right into the MORGUE courtesy of Stone Cold and Time Bomb! The Mega Pansies better start thinkin' with their HEADS, rather then with their CROTCH!

Pillman: Can you say that on T.V. Stone Cold?

Stone Cold: I'll say whatever the HELL I want to, WHENEVER the hell I want to. Piper wants ratings... I'll give him ratings with stunts that'll make When Animals Attack look like out-takes of FRIENDS! The Bottom Line is... EVERYBODY seems to want to be Roxanne's 'friend'. And we just took her for the WILDEST date in her life.... she left kissin' PAVEMENT! And now all the ROMEO'S in the WWF are gonna try to DO SOMETHIN' about it! And that's just fine... because our book of love's ONLY passage is Austin 3:16!!!

Pillman: They're jealous that Roxanne was kissin' the pavement! Don't worry boys... when the Empire is through with you... YOU'LL be kissin' the pavement, too!!! HAHAHA! There's enough WHOOP-ASS to go around for EVERYBODY!

Stone Cold: It's gonna be an @R&Y of ass-kickin' if there ever was one. And once we kick the crap out of all the Mega-puppies, the Hart Foundation'll have nobody to hide behind any more. At WrestleMania, SONS, you're in for the beatin' of your LIFE! All we need to do is have Sabrina Savage on the outside to take care of that hussy, Roxanne... and it'll be two on two in the ring. The Bottom Line is... are you two DRUNKS MAN enough to come down there by yourselves... or are you gonna have your little playground buddies come down and help you?

Pillman: I think we know already Stone Cold! Every week, there's somebody else comin' down to the table, tryin' to get in my face.

Stone Cold: Time Bomb, I'll be watchin'. I got me season tickets for every wrestling event around the globe. I might be sittin' along the runway... I might be sittin' up with Bob Uecker... and HELL, I might be dressed up as a little BALD-headed lady sittin' right behind the announcers. But at WrestleMania, my ticket is for IN THE RING... and I'm gonna give Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart the wrestling lesson of a lifetime! And THAT's the BOTTOM LINE... because Stone Cold SAID SO!