WWF Superstars, Mar. 22, 1997

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QUARTER-FINALS: INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE TOURNAMENT
JoBo
w/ZoBo
vs.
Flash Funk
w/Slick & Wild Chylde

The Match:
JoBo's flute music is played and he walks calmly to the ring with ZoBo. They get into the ring and ZoBo speaks with his charge, then turns and leaves. JoBo removes his large white parka to reveal his massive size, dressed in white, with long black hair.

'SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING' plays and Flash Funk along with the Funkettes, Slick and Wild Chylde come through. Wild Chylde hangs back as Slick joins Flash and the Funkettes in a big dance number that brings them down to the ring. Flash gets into the ring by jumping over the top rope. The Funkettes take his jacket and hat. Slick and Wild Chylde watch from ringside.

The bell rings. Flash opens with a quick kick, then a dropkick! JoBo is sent for the ride to the ropes. Flash puts up a boot... but JoBo bowls him over with a shoulcerblock! Flash is knocked back to the ropes. He bounces off ... into a POWERSLAM!!! JoBo stands up... runs to the ropes... ABDOMINAL SPLASH!!!

JoBo stands, and keeps running. He comes off the ropes again... LEG DROP! JoBo is on FIRE! He picks Flash up slightly... POWER BOMB!!! Flash is prone on the mat and finds himself under solid kicks from the Rookie Royal Rumble winner!

JoBo picks up Flash... ANOTHER POWERSLAM! JoBo sends Flash to the corner... runs in after him... AVALANCHE!!!! JoBo steps aside... Flash takes a couple steps forward.... and falls FACE FIRST in the ring! JoBo SPLASHES DOWN... BUT FLASH ROLLS AWAY!

Funk gets on the offensive now! He springboards off the second rope... MOONSAULT! Flash runs to the ropes, then comes at JoBo... leaps... SPINNING LEG DROP! Flash gets up with his back to the prone JoBo... and he does a BACK-FLIP SPLASH ON TOP OF JOBO!

Flash gets up and dances a bit...

Flash: Do a little dance... make a little love... GET DOWN TONIGHT!

Flash hits another flipping splash! He stands over JoBo... LEGDROP! Flash stands up, dancing a bit more! He looks to the fans and makes a hand motion.. and the fans stand up! Flash goes to the top rope. He pauses there for just a second... then leaps... SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! Flash hooks the leg... 1.... kickout!

Both wrestlers get to their feet, breathing heavily. JoBo backs up into his corner. Funk dives at him... and JoBo ducks out of the way! Flash crashes in the corner and bounces back into JoBo's arms... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! JoBo stands up... AND SPLASHES HIM!!!! ZoBo yells in to finish him off!

JoBo grabs Flash and begins to apply the spinning piledriver.. the Mirnyy Driver! Flash spins WITH JoBo and flips over onto his feet! Flash hits a forearm, then drops down and grabs one of JoBo's massive legs! Flash strains... and FLIPS JOBO BACK INTO THE ROPES...

Flash runs at JoBo... WHO CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR... SPINS HIM AROUND... MIRNYY DRIVER!!!! JoBo covers... 1... 2... 3...!!!!

The fans CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! JoBo stands up and growls! ZoBo comes in to congratulate him! Flash rolls to the outside, Slick pats him on the back. JoBo's music starts to play!

Winner, by pinfall: JoBo