RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 24, 1997

WILD CHYLDE DIBIASE

Wild Chylde is alone in the Network Meeting Room, at the head of the table.

Wild Chylde: I'd like to take this opportunity to... for myself... and probably a few others in the Network... APOLOGIZE... for what Sid did in the tournament... but the problem with Psycho Sid is...JUST THAT! He's Psycho! And few of us can predict how he's going to be.

Wild Chylde: I'm sure Sid will apologize himself. At least I HOPE he will. And on behalf of myself, and any others in the Network... Sarah D, I'm sure... would apologize too. I'm sorry, Corey. But we didn't mean it to be that way.

HORSEMEN INTERVIEW

(The Screen shows all Four Horsemen sitting in a fancy hotel room drinking champagne)

Ric: You know, guys, there are a lot of great things in life! Women . . . champange . . . caviar! And it's only the very best for the Horsemen, but don't worry about a thing, because it's all on the Nature Boy! But let's get down to business! WrestleMania is just under a week away, and The Mega Powers are trying everything they can to get an early advantage going in! But it's not gonna do them any good! Randy Savage's career comes to an end at the big show, and there's not a wrestler in the WWF that wouldn't like to see that happen! I've got Savage's number. The Stinger is going to play a tune on Double J's head. We've got victory LOCKED IN! Eric, what about it, brother?

Eric Bishoff: Ric, we ALL know that Savage is a retired man walking! And Randy, big guy, when you do take the farewell walk, don't worry about Liz at all! I will take REAL good care of her, if you know what I mean! The Enforcers have taken out Brutus and THP already. The Hart Foundation and the LOD will come next. But once Savage is gone, it won't matter anymore. The Mega Powers will crumble without their leader!

Arn Anderson: You know, I think that the MegaPowers can't deal with defeat....The Macho Man, He doesen't have a clue to what is goin' on in this world.......The Ultimate Warrior.......When is the last time that he won a fight? And look at the washed up THP and Brutus! You can see that for yourself! Oh, and Have I forgotten about the Road Warriors and The Harts? What a bunch of <beep>in' losers! Road Warriors...If you DO happen to win that scaffold match......I'll come up to either one of you and beat the <beep> outta' you, and take those belts, BECAUSE I CAN!

Ric Flair: That's right, Double A. The Mega Powers have a distorted view of reality! We've got Savage running around with some pin-up girl, while his wife . . . WHOOOOO . . . is getting her season's tickets in ADVANCE for Space Mountain! Let's suppose that the Road Warriors can take the titles from The Heat. Don't the Harts want a shot at the gold? Trouble in paradise is what's in store for the Mega Powers! But the Horsemen have NO troubles! We've got nothing to worry about! Tell 'em, Crippler!

Chris Benoit: The Horsemen are strong......The Horsemen are stronger than ever.....MegaPowers.....You boys had better prepare for a long fall, HORSEMEN STYLE!

(Sting nods in agreement with Benoit.)

Eric Bischoff: Take a good look at the Mega Powers, guys! Look who they've got running the ship! Bobby Heenan??

(The Horsemen all look at each other . . . and then begin laughing!)

Eric Bischoff: Heenan, you can't match wits with me! You couldn't match wits with Savage if you wanted to! Bobby, when you got the name "Brain", it was obviously a self-given title, because no one with an IQ over 25 would try and take down this group! We are the elite, the great, and the best thing going today!

Arn: Our alliance with the Empire to break the MegaPowers is still going strong....infact stronger than ever! You see boys, the fact of the matter is that with the empire on our side it looks like we've evened up the odds! And we all know the NETWORK is nothin' but a bunch of sissy crybabies! The Network and the MegaPowers have their own feud within one another so NETWORK, IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS....OR PERFECT IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS........Im just gonna tell you front and center....The Empire or the Horsemen are Stronger than the MegaPowers and the Network PUT TOGETHER!

Chris: The Horsemen are a well oiled machine.......Road Warriors..You guys cant even hang with us! As I have said before....The Horsemen will own all of the Belts soon enough.....Ric will have the World title......We will have the tag titles....and The Stinger will have the intercontinental title!

Ric: And when The Horsemen climb back on top of the world, there will be NO ONE in the WWF that can take us back down, because we'll have already taken the best down and out! Randy Savage, Ultimate Warrior, Bret Hart, Brutus Beefcake, Diesel, Double J, it doesn't matter WHO steps up against the Horsemen! When they walk that aisle, they get that old time feeling in the pit of their stomach, because they KNOW that they can't hold a candle to the Four Horsemen!

Eric Bischoff: WrestleMania marks the return of the Horsemen. The Mega Powers lose their guiding light. Sting makes an example out of Double J, and Stinger, if you can . . . could you bring Pamela Anderson to me? I'd LOVE to spend some time with her!

(Sting nods and smiles.)

Ric: SAVAGE! WARRIOR! HITMAN! BEEFCAKE! HEENAN! And the rest of you! LISTEN UP! I want you to take a good, LONG look at what you see right now! Look at The Enforcer! Look at The Crippler! Look at The Stinger! And look at the Nature Boy! Mega Powers, strap in, boys . . . CAUSE WE'RE COMIN' TO GET YA!! WHOOOOOO!

(The screen fades as all members present do the Four Horsemen sign.)