RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 24, 1997

SUNNY

Sunny: So Super Machine! I don't hear from you is months then you have a match and you want ME to come to the ring with you! I would have IF I STILL concider you Suntastic honey! But a while back I had the Blizzard contact you and tell you he was leaving me to start his own Stable! Well babe I heard what you said and that is not the way of the Suntastics. We put you to the test then and you failed! Babe you are NOT Suntastic and you will never be again! I wasn't there for your match tonight and I will never be there for you agian! Super Machine you best find another party to join! Maybe you can get back with the LOD!Later Babe!

(Stone Cold is somewhere in the arena. The sounds of the fans can be heard, but it is difficult to tell just WHERE he is at.)

Stone Cold: Well...look here. Up next, it's that stupid b!t¢h Roxanne. The only idiot in this federation that's been STUPID enough to volunteer to stand with that windbag Hitman and that alcohol-imbibing Anvil at WrestleMania! She's nothin' but a piece of trash that's been swept in off the streets. No I take that back. Callin' that buck-toothed bimbo TRASH gives a bad name to garbage everywhere. Hitman... Anvil... you sure can pick 'em. Well, you'd better be there tonight... because you just might have to pick her up off the mat after she's been flattened! And THAT'S the Bottom LINE!

VERTIGO PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

Vertigo is in the dark sewers, holding aloft her black umbrella. The golden sash of the Rebirth is twirled around it's handle. She whispers....

Vertigo: Roxanne? How does it feel to be the good girl? Always doing the right thing while other people simply grab what they want. Always so moral and so caring. What a load of crap! Guilt is what motivates you right now. Guilt and an overloaded sense of responsibility! And look at what you've got.... nothing to call your own. You might have had it, if one of your so-called friends hadn't snatched it out from under you. Find that part of you that wants to scream and hurt and maybe you can have what you desire. Womankind will help you, but I will speed you to her. Fall well Roxanne... feel the VERTIGO!

ROXANNE PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

(Roxanne is in the backstage area. She has her long red hair out and down her back. She's dressed in a deep, midnight blue two piece outfit and looks ready to rumble.)

Roxanne: Womankind... the clock reads SIX days! Tonight... it's VERTIGO... ANOTHER practicioner of this DARKSIDE, and apparently an ally of yours since you seem to be working with the Rebirth. Then let's just say it's SAFE TO SAY... there's going to be some EXTRACURICULAR activities THIS DAY! I may come to the ring by myself... but I don't NEED anybody in my corner! I've got the 20,000 screaming ROCK-A-HOLICS watchin' MY back... and you can BET they'll... 'shed a little light' on the sewers if you come creepin' up from behind!! So Womankind... tonight... why even BOTHER?! YOU worry about Lady Tyr... and then... at WrestleMania IV.... you can WORRY ABOUT ME! I'm going to EXORCISE you right out of the WWF! VERTIGO... in recent weeks... you've shown some promise. Well I'm going to promise something now, too. I PROMISE THAT I WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD AND SEND YOU PACKIN' UP... BACK TO THE SEWERS! Take the message and spread the word, Vertigo... ROCK N ROLL WILL NEVER DIE!!!!

Jim Ross is backstage, near the curtains. Vertigo silently strides by him... then the diminutive, leather-clad Dream stalks by. Jim Ross nervously watches.

JR: Well... in six days.. it'll be the Exorcism Match! We STILL don't know what it IS! Roxanne has been testing the powers of the darkside. She's faced Valetia Von Strahden... and defeated her. She's now going to meet Vertigo. But at WrestleMania, her toughest challenge to date will be... Womankind! Let's get ready for the introductions and this next match...

Ross fades out as the ring announcer is heard in the background, starting his introductions...