RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 31, 1997

The World Wrestling Federation.... for over THREE years, the symbol of excellence in sports entertainment.

It is the back of the Memorial Colieum... in the parkind log. We see Booker and Stevie standing there and talking about something.Booker turns to camera.

Booker:(yells) GET OUTTA HERE SUCKAA!!!

(He kicks camera man,then hits him,we see Booker pick camera up and slam it on to the ground)

(Monday Night Raw Theme Plays.)

Fireworks start blasting high above the Memorial Coliseum in Fort Wayne Indiana! The word: LIVE scrolls across the top of the screen as the fans hold up their signs and merchandise, yelling out at the opening of Raw!

JR: LAST NIGHT... WRESTLEMANIA IV WENT DOWN IN CHICAGO!!! MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE RETIRED FROM THE SPORT... BUT NOT BEFORE DEFEATING NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR IN THE CAREER ENDING STRETCHER MATCH! The world of wrestling no longer has either the Nature Boy... OR the Macho Man! It was a CONTEST!

Heart Attack: We saw Valetia Von Strahden take on the Dream in the kind of match you could ONLY find in the WWF! Wrestling boots... ropes... CATTLE PRODS... IT COULD ONLY HAPPEN HERE!

Sarah D: What about the Harts defeating Stone Cold and Brian Pillman! AND SABRINA SAVAGE... SHE'S GONE! SHE WAS ARRESTED! IT WAS AMAZING!

JR: WE HAVE A BRAND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! THE UNDERTAKER... CARRIED OUT IN A CASKET... THE NEW I/C CHAMPION.... HE'S ALL MAN... 450 POUNDS... THE MONSTER.. THE MAN THEY CALL VADER!

Heart Attack: What about the Giant... actually SUBMITTING to DIESEL! Diesel.. STILL our World's Champion! It looks like he's going to stay on his tear!

Sarah D: We saw Wild Chylde DiBiase once again defeat Shi... this time to become the Women's World Champion!

JR: AND HOW CAN WE FORGET... THE HOMETOWN FAVORITES, THE ROAD WARRIORS WIN THE UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! THEY THREW BOOKER T AND STEVIE RAY ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR! The Heat are here tonight... AND THEY'RE NOT HAPPY!

Heart Attack: And we got to see Roxanne defeat WOMANKIND in the Exorcism MATCH with her patented HEADBANGER! Then... Womankind disappeared under the ring!

JR: I don't know HOW we're going to follow up WrestleMania IV with tonight's card. But we're going to give it a try folks. We're going to get it started right now. Blaine Parker answered an open contract amongst the preliminary wrestlers to face the Blizzard Adrien Blades. He may be a little snot-nosed brat... but that takes courage! Let's hear first... from the Blizzard, Adrien Blades!