RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 31, 1997

Dok is joined on the interview stand by Derrick Stardom and Heart Attack. The crowd gives a mixed reaction. Definitely CHEERS for Heart Attack...and a mixture of cheers and boos for Stardom.

Dok: Man... this has been a busy night. I wanted a chance to talk to you after your match... but it didn't really happen so... here we GO! Derrick, you're going to be facing... in a handi-capped match, very soon, Power and Glory! What are you chances against this top WCW tag team?

Stardom: You just said yourself, Hendriks... top WCW tag team? They don't even have title belts in a second-rate federation. Power and Glory won't be able to hang with the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion in the history of the WWF! The Emperor Eddie Gilbert will then experience the WORST five minutes of his LIFE!!!

Dok: I know a LOT of people that would like to see that! But there's a lot of people that WOULDN'T also! Namely, your FORMER manager's new charges: Brian Pillman and Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Stardom: They run their mouths... and then run their feet! The Hart Foundation embarassed them in front of the WHOLE WORLD! Just think what would happen if they crossed paths with the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom! I'd knock their sack-a-bones selves around the ring, then drop the Celestial Heavens on them!!!

Dok: Heart Attack... you must be happy to hear that! You're no fan of Brian Pillman!

Heart Attack: I'm CERTAINLY NOT! I have to put up with a LOT from him, sitting down at the announcer's table. And I would be glad... and I WAS glad to see Pillman finally take a fall! It was SWEET! (smiles) I hope his leg isn't hurt... TOO bad!

Stardom: Pillman... before, it was real easy for you to make the comments that you did to her. Because like I said... Corey Major is NOT Derrick Stardom. And if you keep it up... you are NOT going to be able to SMILE FOR A WHILE...until you get your FAKE TEETH put in... because this tightly-wrapped bod of an earth walkin'-god will knock your pearly whites so far down your throat, you'll have to drop your drawers to FLOSS!!!

Heart Attack: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dok: Whoa!

Heart Attack: HAHAHAHA!

Dok: I'm not sure we can SAY that on T.V.!!! Well... up next... Heart Attack, you'll be wrestling Pali-Alizar! This is just a stock match... there's nothing riding on this. But Pali is tough! We know how she likes to use that FLAG POLE to jump people before the bell... she's... she's just DANGEROUS!

Heart Attack: She's DISgusting is what SHE is! If she spits on me just ONE TIME... and it'll be the LAST thing that ever comes out of her mouth! I PROMISE you.

Dok: What do you plan on doing to her?

Heart Attack: I like to finish things with the Heart Wrencher. And I don't think I'll have too much trouble using it on Pali-Alizar! She's mean and disgusting... but she doesn't have much of a record!

Dok: What about what we just saw... minutes ago out in the aisle. Corey. The Harts.

Heart Attack: Well, first let me reiterate what happened. Now you know exactly what I saw in Derrick. But with what happened to Corey... that wasn't an easy thing to watch. The Harlem Heat seem to be... CHEAP shotting everyone tonight. But they seem to be targeting everybody that they think can't give them any trouble!

Dok: Well, if they keep THAT up, they may find themselves against a whole BUNCH of people that they think can't give them trouble... and THAT might give them TROUBLE! Did that make sense?

Heart Attack: Well, we saw Taylor and the... IMPERIAL Machine on one side of the ring and Harlem Heat on the other... with two seperate plans. There's obviously NO communication in the Empire, whatsoever!

Dok: Heart Attack... I'll let you go to the back and make your final preparations for the match. I wish you a lot of luck!

Heart Attack: Thank you.

Stardom: Dok?

Dok: (pulling out his flashlight) Yeah?

Stardom: CLICK....(makes a gun gesture with is hand) BANG!!!!

As he does this, 20 fireworks burst out at the top of the arena making a loud BANG! Poor Dok dives for cover! Stardom nods... puts out his arm... and escorts Heart Attack out to the back.

The camera follows the WWF's newest couple behind the curtains... when suddenly....