Fox Presents:
THURSDAYNIGHTTITANS

Taped at the Fleet Center in Boston, MA
April 8, 1997 Broadcast: April 10

Fireworks explode around the Fleet Center as the FOX cameras start picking up the screaming fans who are here for the second day of wrestling taping in their home town!!! The camera pulls down to show Sarah D. and Brian Pillman at the table.

Pillman: HAHA! WELCOME... TO THURSDAY NIGHT TITANS! HOW CAN YOU HAVE A SHOW... WITH THE INITIALS T.N.T. AND NOW HAVE TIME BOMB, BRIAN PILLMAN OUT HERE? Sarah D?

Sarah: Hi, Brian.

Pillman: Yeah, yeah. Tonight... the debut of T.N.T.! Thursday Night Titans! But for us.. it's TUESDAY... but for all the saps watchin' at home... IT'S THURSDAY! They watch it TAPED.... but WE do it LIVE!

Sarah: That's right.

Pillman: Well, tonight... we've got some bums.... and some other guys. The debut of DEMOLITION, THOUGH! I'm lookin' forward to THAT!

Sarah: That should be an interesting match!

Pillman: What?! It's FAT-too and Slobbio!

Sarah : FATU and SAVIO aren't that bad!

Pillman: Heh. The Intercontinental Match tonight...IT GOT CHANGED!!! The Blizzard is OUT! But that's what you get! You bad mouth PIPER and the WWF! He's been complaining for WEEKS! Remember when TODD interviewed him!? I mean... just because Piper wears a skirt and has bony legs doesn't mean you can make fun of him! Piper kicked him out... and now it's Double J! Did you hear? Jarrett's going to RETIRE after June first!

Sarah: That's what he said, but if he gets the Intercontinental Title, what's going to happen then?

Pillman: He'll cough it up and then we'll have ANOTHER tournament! We'll have to do the whole damn thing over again! This is gettin' ridiculous! First Savage drops the title. Stardom wins the tournament. Stardom drops the title. Vader wins it. Hopefully he can KEEP it!

Sarah: We also have JoBo and the Ultimate Warrior in the opening bout!

Pillman: EASY! The Warrior's going to win... because he brings down all these Mega Power people. A whole ARMY of them! JoBo ONLY needs ZOBO! The man that took him at a young age from Antarctica and brought him here to America... he taught him how to WRESTLE!

Sarah: I'd have to say, JoBo has been pretty impressive!

Pillman: 'PRETTY' impressive!? Well, I guess we should get this thing started! The Warrior is standing by for some pre-match comments. Let's get to him and see if we can translate what he's got to say!