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JARRETT GETS THE FIGURE FOUR ON!!! The fans cheer!!! Jarrett drops down fully and starts yanking on the leg, shaking his head and yelling for Vader to quit! The referee gets into position...

Cornette gets around so Vader can see him. He's motioning for him to turn it over and reverse it!! Vader, his leg in serious pain... begins to TURN IT OVER!!! Jarrett's face goes to one of suprise!!!

Pillman: THIS IS IT!!! Jarrett's finished!!! Vader's comin' back!

Vader turns to his side... AND FLIPS OVER!!! IT'S REVERSED!! Cornette breathes a sigh of relief! But Jarrett.... CONTINUES TO TURN IT OVER!!! HE'S TRYING TO RE-REVERSE IT!!!

Vader fights it... not quite WITH his second breath yet! Jarrett turns... and turns.... AND GETS IT BACK!!! THE FANS GO NUTS!!!!

Sarah: He DID IT!!!

Pillman: I think he must've SWITCHED again!!! TWO DOUBLE J'S!!!

Cornette starts jumping around again, waving his tennis wracket all around!

Cornette: Reverse it, Vader! Do it AGAIN!!!

Vader yells out at the top of his lungs.... AND HE BEGINS TO TURN IT BACK!!! Double J fights it... BUT CANNOT!! Vader is revsersing it again!!!

Double J starts to yell out as the pressure starts to get to HIS legs! Vader rolls over onto his side... his face bright red... the pain from his leg quite evident! But he fights it... ignores it... and continues to reverse the Figure Four Leg Lock!!!

He is almost all the way over..... when Double J reaches back... and PUNCHES Vader in the knee!!! VADER YELLS OUT... AND DOUBLE J FLIPS THE FIGURE FOUR BACK!!!! THE FANS CHEER!!!!

The referee gets down into position to check. Cornette is holding his head!!! Vader shakes his..... YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!! Cornette pounds his tennis wracket on the canvas as Double J releases the move and stands up!!!! The fans give him the loudest reception yet! The referee pulls the belt into the ring... and hands it to Double J!!!

Jarrett looks at it for a few seconds, admiring it... then holds it up to the fans!!

Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINER OF THE MATCH.... AND NEWWWWW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION..... DOUBLE J... JEFF JARRETT!!!!

Jarrett's music plays and he celebrates in the ring. Vader rolls out, favoring his leg, but walking on it. Cornette helps him out.

Pillman: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW!!! A NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! HE JUST WON IT AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!

Sarah: Double J deserves it. He's been doin' a LOT around here.

Pillman: Kiss ASS! Vader is going to be TICKED!!!

Sarah: Hey, Jarrett and Vader were in a stable together. I'm sure he knew all of his weaknesses!

Pillman: He worked on his leg!! He took him down... used the Figure Four and got the WIN! But he's outta here! June FIRST! He's got big contracts with Hollywood!

Sarah: He might just change his mind due to this!

Pillman: It'll be interesting to see what he's got to say. It'll be interesting to see what VADER is going to DO! This isn't finished yet!

Sarah: ANYTHING can happen!

Pillman: Another sorry use of a cliche, Sarah. WELL! This has been quite a way to open up Thursday Night Titans! Of course, it couldn't be done without Time Bomb, Brian Pillman!

Sarah: Of course not!

Pillman: Do you have anything to mumble, Sarah D? HEY! What does the 'D' stand for anyway... besides DUH! Or 'DOH!'

Sarah: It stands for Duchant.

Pillman: DO- WHAT?

Sarah: Duchant. It's my last name.

Pillman: Yeah... whatever! HEY! What about that CHEAP shot from the Warrior on STING!

Sarah: Sting ASKED for it! They've been after each other!

Pillman: THAT'S not over EITHER! And y'know what else? I think Sunny and the KING have got something going on! Did you see that KISS???

Sarah: Poor Blizzard! He really LOVED Sunny!

Pillman: Who NEEDS LOVE!? This is WRESTLING! THE WWF! There's no 'L' in there! This isn't... Jenny Jones or something like that! Let's close this out tonight, before FOX has to censor me. I can feel some expletives building up inside of me!