WWF Superstars, Apr. 12, 1997WWF Superstars, Apr. 12, 1997BADD BOY DERRICK STARDOM
(Stardom is shown walking the streets of Hollywood, California. He's dressed in street clothes under a black sports jacket. He walks up to the camera and pauses before it.)
Stardom: Monday Night Raw felt SO GOOD! Power and Glory... you disappointed me. You got in one tag before the Celestial Heavens got dropped around your shoulders... and that fateful three count forced the Emperor into the ring with BBDS.
(Some footage is shown of Derrick pinning Hercules... then trashing Gilbert.)
Stardom: It's been a long road to get to that point Gilbert. It was a year ago when you managed Vader that you and I had the run-ins. Back then... you got the better of me. But since that time, I've learned how to DEAL with being out-numbered and out-gunned. Not only DEAL with it... but OVERCOME IT! The only thing you ever did for me Gilbert... was get Sabrina out of my life! And looks how loyal SHE is. Already defecting and takin' two of your prized possessions with her.
(There is a clip shown of Austin and Pillman, defecting from the Empire. Then there is a clip of Stardom press slamming both of them out of the ring. Then the Hart Foundation is shown charging down and warding off Austin and Pillman.)
Stardom: Austin and Pillman. I WISH I was visitin' VEGAS last Raw. I'da put the HOUSE down against somebody that thought you WOULDN'T come after me. But I WOULDN'T have gambled on... is Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart comin' down the aisle. I don't know what THAT'S all about. I suppose they were friends with Heart Attack. So for Heart Attack... I suppose I should THANK you. And Harts... I suppose I should thank you, TOO.... so.....
(Stardom pauses... then looks like he's going to say something.... but doesn't. He smiles a bit.)
Stardom: But let's just say, I've got things WELL in hand! Heart Attack got hurt. BBDS hurts the hurters. No whinin'... no complainin'... no WWF or Piper-bashing. Just a ROCKETIN' DOSE OF RUMP STOMPIN' DUE THE CULPRITS!
Stardom: Now it's ALL starting to fall into place. Gilbert... Roma... Hercules... you've been given the WHITE GLOVE TREATMENT by the HOTTEST piece of REAL ESTATE in the GALAXY! You've been given a VERY important lesson, via Professor Stardom. Remember boys and girls... it's the Badd Boy's School for the Mentally Impaired. And we just had a few more flunk outs.... Gilbert and company! But we take admissions YEAR round! Austin... Pillman... step on in! For what you two did to Heart Attack... for just OFFENDING ME... I'm gonna kick your carcass from pillar to post.... and look... OH.... SO... FLY....IN THE DOIN' SO!!!
(Stardom holds up his hand to the camera...)
Stardom: CLICK... BANG!
(The camera clicks off.)
JR: Well, that was taped a little earlier. As I understand it, Derrick is now back in Fort Wayne with Heart Attack. Let's get an update on her condition from her Doctor... Dr. Martin.
HEART ATTACK UPDATE
A female doctor is shown. Her name is under her face and she appears to be in her office.
Dr. Martin: Well, it sems that Heart Attack had a visitor... a relative of hers from Kansas. Her Gramma Weebo. This woman seemed to straighten Heart Attack out and we haven't had a bit of trouble from her all week. That should speed things up a little and Heart Attack could be back to the WWF in about two weeks. And I'm sure she's as anxious to get out of here as we are to see her go!