WWF Superstars, Apr. 12, 1997WWF Superstars, Apr. 12, 1997JR: MAN O MAN, Sarah! A BIG WIN FOR THE GIANT! What about that ending... Terry Taylor and Mr. Perfect!? I'm willin' to bet: there's going to be an In Your House match against THOSE two!
Sarah: I think you're right! And I'm sure Mr. Perfect will come out on top!
JR: Well I figured you'd say that! I hear that sometime next week, in Germany, there will be a special King's Court, that will feature both Terry Taylor AND Mr. Perfect! Maybe we'll find out who that person is with him!
Sarah: I can't WAIT to see it!
JR: Sting continued his tear! He got a big win over the Bad Guy, Razor Ramon! Ramon came out, fired up... but Sting used a good pinfall maneuver and WON!
Sarah: That WAS impressive!
JR: The Hart Foundation... on their way to In Your House! They'll get a shot against the Road Warriors! They EARNED it! They gave up their chance for the titles back in March so the LOD could get a chance. Now they're claiming that shot that's rightfully THEIRS!
Sarah: If anybody deserves it, it IS the Hart Foundation! They have been doing GREAT here!
JR: I can't believe how they handled the Enforcers! Neither one of the Enforcers could leave the ring under their OWN power! They needed some first aid in the back! They'll be alright, though!
Sarah: What can I say? They're the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!
JR: Good news about Heart Attack! Grandma WEEBO set her straight! Can you believe that!
Sarah: It's about time we heard from Grandma Weebo again!
JR: I'd like to get Grandma Weebo right here in the WWF and set some of these other stars straight!
Sarah: We need it!
JR: Heck, after what I saw with Jesse and the Road Warriors. That mystery woman might be Grandma Weebo under the mask! (laughs)
Sarah: (laughs)
JR: Alright, no more humor from good ol' JR! We saw tonight... Venus Victrix on to victory! A good showing by Jade. But it looks like she's still got to brush up on some moves. She missed a few high-risk maneuvers! But we've had other wrestlers that are like that around here... and they turned out just fine! And she will, too! Good win for Venus... UNDEFEATED so far!
Sarah: Jade has a long way to come. But Jade has Sensei, Diesel and Shawn! She'll come along!
JR: And continuing with people who seem to be going AWOL and just leavin'... VERTIGO is apparently GONE. She got TRASHED by VVS in the opening contest!
Sarah: I can't say I'm sorry to see her go, but it happens!
JR: Big shakeups here in the WWF. We've got people comin' in... people leavin'. All sorts of things goin' on! But how about this... on Raw... WE'RE GOING TO GERMANY!!
Sarah: I think I need a translator! It's gonna be a lot of fun!
JR: Sure will! There will be some title defenses. On Tuesday Night Titans, we've got a Triangle match in the main event! Also... Flyin' Brian will get getting into the ring in Germany. Wait until you see who HE'S takin' on! Diesel will be in action!
Sarah: Tune in... don't miss it!
JR: It's been a great time here in Providence for WWF Superstars! We'll see everybody in Germany!
Sarah: Good night and good news!
JR: Auf-weiter-sein!?