WWF Superstars, Apr. 12, 1997

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JESSE THE BODY VENTURA

Jesse Ventura appears in front of the camera. He is standing in a bare concrete room that has a guillotine in the middle of it.

Ventura: The Road Warriors said that they would meet me here. They have some BIG announcemnt to make.

A woman enters the room. She is dressed in a black body suit. Her head is covered by what appears to be an executionor's mask. Hanging from her waist is a small black bag. She goes to the guillotine and begins to inspect it very closely.

Ventura: Hello... Miss... Can I help you?

The woman turns towards Jesse Ventura.

Ventura: Who are you? Are you with the Road Warriors?

The woman reaches into the black bag at her waist. Ventura watches her warily. Suddenly Hawk runs into the room.

Hawk: No, stop!!!

The woman removes her hand form the bag.

Ventura: Hawk, what is going on here?

Hawk: After regaining the belts, the Road Warriors have decided to take on a new role in the WWF.

Ventura: What are you talking about? Where is Animal? And who is this woman?

Hawk: So many questions, my friend!!! Animal will be here soon. Very soon. I will say who this woman is in just a bit. But the reason I called you to this meeting is that the WWF is changing. And it is changing for the worse. In the past the warriors in the WWF could fight each other in the squared circle, where battle was meant to take place. One fighter could face another and it was a fair fight - one on one. But now people attack each other outside of the ring. Many men attack one from surprise. Two men men attach one oman with weapons. This MUST stop!!! Battles belong in the ring!!!

Ventura: So what are you saying?

Hawk: The Road Warriors will be the police of the WWF. We will make sure that the battle's of the WWF stay in the ring. No longer will people be jumped from behind!!!

Suddenly Animal runs into the room. He carries a handful of long chained handcuffs in one hand and two Iron Nightsticks in the other. He throws a Nightstick to Hawk, who cathes it in one hand.

Animal: The is a new order in the WWF!!! It is the Legion of Doom!!! We will enforce the rules of the WWF. There has been to much violence outside of the ring!!! Together Hawk and I will keep the violence INSIDE the ring, where it belongs!!!

Hawk: We do not care what happens insdie the ring, but we will no longer tolerate outside interfernce!!!

Ventura looks stunned for a moment but quickly regains his composure.

Ventura: So who is this woman?

Hawk: She is our new... manager. You may call her Shadow!!!

Ventura approaches Shadow. The woman reaches towards her small balck bag.

Animal: Don't get to close there, Jesse!!!

Ventura: Fine. So, Shadow, how do you think you will be able to help the Road Warriors?

Shadow says nothing.

Hawk: Shadow doesn't talk, Jesse. She has faced the One and True Evil in her past and it has scarred her forever. She knows more about evil, viciousness, treachery than any other soul in the universe. With her leadership will will over come those in the WWF who consider themselves above thr rules!!!

Shadow turn and walks out from the room.

Hawk: Thank you for the interview, Jesse.

Hawk leaves.

Animal: WWF, you have been warned!!!!

Animal leaves the room, leaving Jesse alone in the room with the guillatine.