COREY MAJOR PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW
Dok: Hellllloooo wrestling fans! Smilin' Dok Hendrikx here in the back... with Chaotic Corey Major! Corey... tonight, you're facing a VERY accomplished high-flyer, Flash Funk! What about it?
Corey: Dok, my man... Flash is probably going to kick my BUTT! I like to soar as much as the next guy... but I usually wind up flat on my back, counting ceiling tiles. Flash Funk is the most aerial dude I've ever seen! He's got his own air traffic control!
Dok: You don't sound too confident!
Corey: Don't get my wrong, dude. I'm confident... but I'm also a realist. I don't EXPECT to win... but I know I can. Lady Luck rides on my shoulders all the time. I've pulled some wins in the past. It's part skill, part luck. But heck... EVERYBODY needs a little luck to win!
Dok: That's VERY true! What do you expect from Flash Funk?
Corey: I expect him to take it to the air. He'll be avoiding my mat wrestling that Bret's been teachin' me. I also expect a CLEAN fight from him. That's a change of pace.
Dok: From Flash? What do you mean?
Corey: NO..... not from Flash. I mean it'll be odd walkin' to the ring without having some 'EXPERIENCED AND ESTABLISHED' superstar sneak attackin' me for no good reason!
Dok: No, I suppose the Network wouldn't stand for that! In fact, we KNOW that don't!
Corey: Everybody wants to make a quick buck and some quick fame by beating on the rookie. But it's like gamblin' Dok.
Dok: How's that?
Corey: It's like gamblin' because... SURE... you can win a little bit by takin' me out. But in that OFF chance that I WIN... YOU'LL LOSE IT ALL!!! Flash... WATCH OUT!!!
Dok: Any final words?
Corey: AND CHAOS ENSUES!!!!
| CHAOTIC COREY MAJOR from: the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame 222 lbs. Ranked: #8 w/Bret Hart |
vs. |
FLASH FUNK from: Denver, CO 222 lbs. Ranked: - w/Slick & Wild Chylde |
The Match:
'Voodoo Kiss' by Tripwire starts to play from the speakers! The fans rise up and give a LOUD ovation for Corey Major AND Bret Hart!! Corey is dressed in a black seude 'Tripwire' jacket. The Hitman has on his Calgary Hitmen leather jacket and sunglasses. He follows Corey out, smiling and nodding to the fans.Corey is slapping their hands and getting them pumped up! He looks around... and is NAILED FROM BEHIND!!!
Pillman: THE ENFORCERS!!!
Sarah: AND DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!!!
DDP, Anderson and Benoit all have steel folding chairs!!! They rush out of the curtains and blast Major down to the ground. Bret tries to help... but is WHACKED by Anderson over top of the head! Hart flips back over the barricade, landing hard!
The Enforcers and DDP all slam chairs down on Corey, who quickly turns crimson red with blood. A solid shot from Anderson stops Major's movement. The fans are booing wildly.. but cheer as the Anvil comes charging out for the save!!!
The Enforcers and DDP leave, the damage done. The Anvil helps up the Hitman, who is bleeding badly. Bret manages to stand on his two feet.... but Corey is down.. and hurt BAD! Corey is a bloody mess.
Bret and Anvil lift up Corey from either side, and help him down to the ring. He is unconcious....
Sarah: That's not RIGHT!
They help him into the ring... and try to revive him...
