KING'S COURT
w/Jerry Lawler
KING: OK, peons, welcome to another edition of the HUGE ratings draw known as the King's Court. This time around, we're going to talk to a guy that has plenty to say about some recent events. So all you morons stand up and wave your little signs . . . cause here comes . . . THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!
(The Warrior's music plays as he charges out of the curtain and rushes into the ring, shaking the ropes and pounding his chest.)
KING: Thanks for being here this week, Warrior.
Warrior: Thanks For havin me Jerry!
KING: Alright. Now we've heard you the past few weeks throwing out challenges to your former tag team partner AND best friend Sting. First of all, why suddenly have you decided to target Sting? And second, what was it that caused the breakup between the two of you in the first place?
Warrior: Jerry, The Stinger and I are no longer best friends! The stinger made a 180 degree turn, and so did the warrior! Sting made the turn for the Worse, the warrior made the turn for the better. And the Challenges that I am throwing around are challenges of the battle that was never finished! You see jerry, I beat sting in that Steel cage match a month or so back, But that isn't enough, I want to rid the WWF of sting! I never want to see his face, his little sneak attacks, or anything else that he has done or will do!"
KING: Now Warrior, we saw some VERY interesting things at WrestleMania! First, Ric Flair is GONE from the WWF, so the Horsemen that have troubled the Mega Powers for months now are probably HISTORY! Also, we saw the leader of the Mega Powers, Randy Savage, retire TOO! Where does this leave the Mega Powers now? Who is stepping forward to take the reigns?
Warrior: Well, Jerry My main man......Bret hart is taking the lead! The mega-powers are going to be stronger than ever! The Empire are history! Thanks to my Good buddy Roddy Roddy Piper! And Roddy, If you ever need a partner to help rid the WWF of the Empire.....IM YOUR MAN!
KING: OK, Warrior. What about titles? We know you and Sting were a team, but not anymore. Are you looking for another partner to go after the tag gold? Or are you persuing the World or IC titles now?
Warrior: King, The tag titles aren't even an option. We have enough Tag title material in the MegaPowers to Rule the tag world! I am gunning for the HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! I am slowly making my way up the rankings, I have suffered losses to the Likes of Vader and sid, but I have got a win over the giant under my belt! So I know, once that I get myself back up in the rankings, I wouldn't mind having an intercontinental title shot at all, but I want the world title with all of my heart!
KING: Well, that's all the time we've got. Thanks for being here, Warrior. Any closing remarks?
Warrior: Well, Jerry, I've let everything off of my chest that I needed to! Thanks for havin me on!
KING: No problem, Warrior! The Ultimate Warrior, peons!
