WWF Superstars, Apr. 19, 1997

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ROWDY RODDY PIPER

Roddy is in his office in Titan Tower. Piles of paper clutter the desk.

Piper: Okay! Booker T... I hear you out here talkin' about how you want a match. WAIT, folks... let me re-phrase that... I hear you, through a TRANSLATOR, sayin' that you want a match. Now I'm supposed to give you matches, huh? Even though you come out and bad-mouth me... and bad mouth the WWF. So you're supposed to be the big shot... and you're supposed to be INTIMIDATING, huh?

Piper picks up a pen and signs something, then tosses it over his head and let's it flutter to the floor.

Piper: You want a match... I'll GIVE you a match. Like I said, I don't want you OUT of the WWF. Too many people around these parts wanna knock the stuffin's outta ya! And one of them came personally to my office... he told everybody out in T.V. land that he'd take out the trash for Titan Tower. He came to me and said... give me a match.... I want an open contract. I'll face ANYBODY ya GOT! Well Booker T... say your prayers, pal... because I gave him HIS match... and I'm givin' you YOUR match.

Piper snickers a bit, then runs his hand through his hair.

Piper: Booker T... in the Main Event on Tuesday Night Titans, pal... you're going to be facing... in a No Disqualification match.... THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!

Piper holds up his hand and shakes his head.

Piper: I know! I know! I can hear you now, gettin' ready to make excuses. It's NO DISQUALIFICATION! That don't mean you can bring weapons down... that don't mean you can hit referees... that don't mean you can have outside interference. It just means that the two of you will get together and beat the SNOT outta each other. So don't give me excuses or complaints. Now if ANYBODY has got a problem with this....

Piper: TOO BAD!

The camera shuts off.

WILD CHYLDE DIBIASE PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

Wild Chylde is in the back, in the process of putting her hair up. She looks at the camera and grins.

Wild Chylde: My first step back towards the title. I seem to travel this road a lot. I've gone for the title more times than anyone. Well, back up the ladder for me and Lady Tyr, you're the first rung. You and I can lock it up and have a clean match. Good for the fans... and then I'll win!

She smiles and turns, leaving the locker room.

the Lady Tyr
w/Seeress
vs.
Wild Chylde DiBiase
w/Slick and Jade

The Match:
The Lady Tyr is already in the ring as 'Wild Side' begins to play and the fans cheer. Howard Finkel introduces the former Women's Champion and the Germany fans go wild for her! Wild Chylde steps through with Slick and Jade. She puts her hands on her waists... looks around a bit.... then shrugs! She continues to the ring.

Slick attempts to dance to the music as he and Jade take up a position at ringside. Wild Chylde gets into the ring... and the bell sounds...