WWF Superstars, Apr. 19, 1997WWF Superstars, Apr. 19, 1997DEMOLITION
Fog swirls about the camera, finally clearing up. We see that it is night and we are in a automobile junk yard, a dog is heard barking wildly in the background.
From out of the fog step Demolition. They are wearing their leather masks, leather gloves, and leather clothing. As they approach they take off their masks, and underneath their faces are painted, they then stick out their tounges at the camera, showing that they too are painted.
Smash: What is wrong with you people?
Axe: Are you asking for punishment?
Smash: First Booker taunts us and pays, but that lesson is lost on the grinning idiot of the WWF, the Anvil. Anvil after we had Demolished your family in the ring didn't you think you should flee before we got to you" Obviously intelligence nor a good Survival instinct are your strong points.
Axe: Well that is the second team down. Who is next? Road Warriors? You seemed awful quick to use those bats, how about a no DQ match? That would suit you and us well. Forget the titles if you are afraid of a loss, we just want to beat the crap out of you.
Smash: And of course if the Hart Foundation wishes to be destroyed get your asses in the ring not at the announcer's table. Then we will Demolish you.
A junk yard dog comes running up, and it starts bitting Axe in the leg on his leather boots. Axe ignores it.
Axe: Speaking of announcers we wanted to clear a few little comments up. Pillman, Fatu and Savio did not cheat when they brough their legs up to stop the Wrecker, they got lucky. And Ms. D. (He sticks his tounge out at the camera) you are only breaking the rules if you get disqualified for it.
(He looks down at the dog gnawing on his leg, and reaches down for it)
Smash: And we are masters of pushing the edge of a DQ.
Axe has lifted the dog up by its collar and is looking at it face to face. The dog is snapping and barking at him. Axe, sticks his tounge out at the dog and growls back. Then he tosses the dog away, hard. The dog hits a car and takes off yipping with its tail between its legs.
Axe: So Road Warriors, Hart Foundation or even the Harlem Heat, when they are healthy again, get in the ring with us.
Smash: Unless the WWF is afraid we will injure their three big money teams. If that is so, give us the Enforcers, the Blackjacks, or even one of those preleminary teams. We want to destroy some more people.
Axe: the next team who gets in the ring with us will be TOTALLY
Both men: DEMOLISHED!!
The fog then swirls up, covering them and the camera turns to static.
BARBER SHOP
Hawk and Animal come into the Barber Shop wearing their Spiked Shoulder Pads and weilding Iron Nightsticks. Shadow walks behind them. She keeps looking behind her, as though someone is following her.
Brutus: "You know, I've been getting phone calls like CRAZY!! People have been callin' and askin' me......BRING THE ROAD WARRRIORS TO THE BARBERSHOP! So tonight, I'll grant all of your wishes! Tonight, my very special guests, and good friends.....THE WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPS.....HAWK....ANIMAL....THE ROAD WARRIORS!!"
Brutus: "Hawk, every since you won the WWF tag team titles, The Harlem heat, have been on a WAR path. What do you think of it?"
Hawk: They beat us, then we destroyed them!!! After we nearly killed them at WrestleMania, they STILL want to fight. Well we are right here!!! Anytime, anyplace. But they will have to wait and fight thier way back to the top. The Hart Foundation is first in line. HOWEVER... their cowardly attacks outside of the ring will not be tolerated!!! We will bask their heads in to make them understand!!!
Brutus: "Animal, We know that you and the hart foundation are Good friends..... Would you ever let the Titles come between you and The Hart Foundation if They were #1 contender for the belt??"
Animal: HELL NO!!!! We will give them the fight of their lives!!! They want the belts and that is the way it is!!! All of the tag teams want the Gold... But none of them will ever get it again!!!
Brutus: "LOD, what are your plans for the future? Do you plan on staying in the WWF until retirement? Would either of you.....considering you lost the belts, consider pursuing a singles career??"
Hawk: As you can see, our new manager Shadow will be setting us off in a new direction... The violence outside the ring will stop!!!
Shadow reaches into her bag and nods to Animal.
Animal: But more than that... Shadow has begun to undertand that thier is an Evil Presence in the WWF... We will find it and destroy it!!!
Shadow withdraws her hand from her bag, appearently empty...
Brutus: "Since you've been....Well....POLICE officers here in the WWF. There has been less interfering in the matches, and there has been MORE fair matches. Do you plan on staying Police in the WWF, or are you just going to kind of calm the interfering down for now???"
Hawk: We will continue to be the Police of the WWF!!! Cowards like the pathetic members of the Empire will learn that battles belong in the ring!!!
Animal: Even if we have to beat it into them!!!
Brutus: "As we all know, the empire has crumbled! And there are no real threats to the MegaPowers thesedays. Do you think that Chris and Arn are any kind of threat, if any, to the MegaPowers???"
Hawk: Of course!!! Arn and Chris are a powerful team and can not be ignored!!!
Animal: We will face them, AND beat them, when the time comes...
Brutus: "Well, It's been nice havin you on here! Thanks for comin' on guys!"