WWF Superstars, Apr. 19, 1997WWF Superstars, Apr. 19, 1997BADD BOY DERRICK STARDOM
Dok Hendriks is in the WWF Control Center that has been set up in the back lot of the Cityhalle in Munich. He's in front of a large T.V. monitor, surrounded by some recording equipment.
Dok: Hellooo folks! Handsome Dok here.... and let me tell YOU... THIS time I'm SAFE! That's right, because Derrick Stardom stayed home in the U.S. to be with the recovering Heart Attack.... BUT I have him LIVE via satillite to talk with us. And before we put him on, I just want to tell you folks, so HE can't hear me... HE CAN'T GET ME WITH THOSE LIGHTS OUT JOKES FROM ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!!! Let's put him through!
(The TV monitor clicks on to show Derrick Stardom's face. He is wearing his sunglasses and tuxedo jacket with sequinned bowtie. Stardom is reclined back in his usual smug way.)
Dok: Hello, Mr. Stardom. You're on LIVE with Germany!
Stardom: Seems like there's a LOT of things happening on the Germany Tour. Such as.... Sabrina Savage returning... and Brian Pillman in the ring 'wrestling', if you could call it that.
Dok: Wellll, yes it HAS been active here. How are things in the states? How is Heart Attack? You and she are... uh.... well... pretty close now, aren't you?
Stardom: Heart Attack is progressing just like her doctor said... SHE'LL BE OUTTA HERE SOON! And yes, it's never been any suprise that I've been sweet on Heart Attack. You got a copy of that tape didn't you? (Stardom smiles cockily.)
Dok: (blushing) Well, I.. uh... HEARD about it. But we all KNOW the history there. JR updated us on that!
Stardom: And what's not to like in return with the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom... THE hottest piece of real estate in the GALAXY. (pauses) Well, now with Heart Attack on the scene... LET'S CALL IT A TIE! Without a DOUBT, Heart Attack is just SMOKIN'!!!
Dok: That she is...
Stardom: And while she's SMOKIN', BBDS is burnin' up INSIDE! I'm gettin' a little TIRED of this Germany Tour... because Pillman and Austin are on it... and not here in the states where the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom can give then the carcass-kickin' that they been itchin' FOR! I've got a contract right here... with my John HERBIE Hancock on it, claimin' that in one weeks' time on WWF Superstars, me and Peg Leg Pillman will get it on. But what I want to know right now... is... SABRINA! Do you have the confidence to sign up your man... and WILL YOU MAKE IT AN AERIAL ASSAULT MATCH!!
Dok: WOW! An Aerial Assault Match! Where you can use the ropes LEGALLY! Pillman and Stardom... that'd be a CLASSIC!
Stardom: It'd be a classic CARCASS-KICKIN', DOK! Pillman's got SIX ribs with my name on it.... PAYBACK for Heart Attack! And seein' as I'll be a certified CHIROPRACTOR after I do some work on your ribs... I think my NEXT prognosis will be... that your LEG ain't healin' right! We'll just have to BREAK IT and set it again! Timebomb... we'll do it... until we DO IT... RIGHT! DOCTOR STARDOM IS GOING TO BE IN THE HOUSE.... DOIN' A LITTLE DISECTING OF THE GREMLIN!
Dok: What about Austin? What about Sabrina? And the Hart Foundation?
Stardom: Hart Foundation? They've got their gripes with Pillman, too. That's fine. Let 'em. But I don't like to share. So Hitman... Anvil... don't get too peeved if I just drop the celestial heavens on Pillman and not leave you any left overs. Stone Cold? Sabrina? I'm sure they'll get involved somehow. And that's just fine. Like I said before, I'm USED to bein' out numbered and out-gunned. BBDS has always stood alone in the WWF. I've locked horns with the Corporation, the Horsemen AND the Empire... all by my LONESOME! And I'll continue to do so. PILLMAN.... A WORD TO THE WISE... STAY IN GERMANY! Because if you come back into the states, this tightly-wrapped bod of an earth-walkin' god just MIGHT be waitin' for you as you step off the plane, lookin' to pound you down into the pavement of Runway 97... and as ALWAYS, lookin' OH-SO... FLY... in the DOIN' SO! Dok?!
Dok: (chuckles) Yeah!?
Stardom: LIGHTS OUT!
(The lights in the control center go out, but the T.V. monitor stays on showing Stardom's smirking face.)
Dok: I can't BELIEVE it! How does he DO THAT!?
Stardom: The pleasure, was all YOURS!