RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Apr. 21, 1997

ARN ANDERSON AND CHRIS BENOIT

(Arn Anderson and Chris Benoit are standing in the ring)

Arn: "Well, WE'RE BACK!!!"

Chris: "Network......MegaPowers........ReBirth.......GET READY cause the HORSEMEN ARE ALIVE AND WELL!"

Arn: "You see, Arn and Chris have been scoutin' out the WWF for possible members to the NEW HORSEMEN! And we've come up with the best horsemen material than any man or woman in this world could find!"

(Arn smiles evily)

Arn: "The newest members of the Horsemen...........THE BLACKJACKS! BRADSHAW AND WINDHAM!!!"

The Blackjacks head down to the ring. The fans boo!

BlackJack Windham: why thanks arn i was once an original horseman but then left to explore the world of wrestling and found out that there is no place like home and thats with the horsemen i wich is where i belong.

Chris: "Ramon, you were never even considered as being a HORSEMAN! You don't have the STUFF.....TO BE A HORSEMAN!!"

Arn: "The Horsemen are going to make an impact in the WWF! And We're startin' with the ReBirth, ReBirth, you're first!"

Blackjack Bradshaw: Well all i am going to say is that is dont stand on the tracks when the trains are coming through

They 4 hold up the horseman symbol as the horseman music plays over the PA.

DOK HENDRIKS INTERVIEWS....

Dok clears his throat and straightens his tie. He taps the mic to make sure it's on. The camera pulls back to see that he is in the Raw-buttal area. He looks happy... until two shadows fall on him from either side and he is joined by Stone Cold Steve Austin and Brian F'N Pillman. Austin looks daggers into the camera, while Pillman seems to be chuckling to himself.

Dok: Welllll... HELLO, Stone Cold and Brian Pillman! Welcome back to the U.S.A.! (looks around) No Sabrina? Did she get arrested in Germany? Heh.

Both Austin and Pillman turn toward Hendriks and stare death into his eyes. Hendriks takes a big swallow, like he just downed an uncut pear.

Dok: Easy guys... it's just a joke!

Austin: Naw, y'see Dok... the JOKE is gonna be when the detectives arrive on the scene here tonight and file the report for what I went and done to you... 'cause they're gonna have to write that I went and done popped your head like a prom-night ZIT.

Pillman: Hold your tongue Hendriks, or you'll be sharin' a hospital room with Jim Neidhart, wearin' a smock that don't cover your ASS that we're about to KICK!

Dok backs up a bit, shaking his head submissively.

Dok: Alright... alright! I apologize!

Austin: Damn RIGHT!

Dok: First thing... Stone Cold... we heard Bret Hart. He said that he doesn't think he lived up to the deal that he made Mr. Perfect. He still wants you in the ring. And he wants you in the OPPOSITE bracket for the King of the Ring upcoming. Will you enter it? What do you have to say?

Austin: Y'see, Bret Hart don't have many friends as it is. Yeah, out here in the bright lights, it seems that he's all cheered and loved. But if you take a walk in the backstage area, the words BRET and HART are used more then any other #$% damn FOUR LETTER WORDS and they got the SAME MEANIN'. You can say #$%@ or !@#% or even $%&*. But the BIGGEST damn CUSS word you can conjure up in the back is either BRET... or HART. The bottom line is... NOBODY LIKES HIM but his old man and his wart hog of a wife. Well when he went and wanted Stone Cold to enter the King of the Ring, what he did was lose ANY remaining friends HE EVER had. Because there ain't NOBODY in this whole damn wussy federation that wants Stone Cold in here wrestling. But now... thanks to the Hitman... I'M ON MY WAY. Bret Hart... you better believe I'll be in that tournament. Sabrina SAVAGE can get me IN THERE! Her uncle RANDY can help that!

Dok: Where IS Sabrina?

Austin: SHUT UP! I AIN'T THROUGH! And for your little deal with Mr. Perfect... you better sit down and scribe yourself an apology note, son... because you can't get the job done. And Mr.Perfect, what YOU can do is go and buy yourself a sympathy card to send to the $%& damn Hart Family, because there ain't gonna be enough of Bret Hart left over after Stone Cold is through whoopin' his ass... to IDENTIFY!

Dok: Uhhhh.... thank you Mr. Austin. Now, Mr. Pillman. You seem to be on your way to a singles career here. You had a controversial win over Jim Neidhart....

Pillman: CONTROVERSIAL? In WHO'S eyes? It was ONE ON ONE! I kicked his rear end!

Dok: But Sabrina! The fire tab!

Pillman: Oh, you mean the SELF DEFENSE!? See Hendriks... we ALL heard how the Anvil ISN'T a gentlemen.. and just MIGHT hit a woman like Sabrina. The poor girl feared for her life... and when he rolled outside the ring, running from me... she thought she was in danger and took action. You can't blame her! He pretty much has threatened her before! Who knows what that maniac will do!?

Dok:Welll... ALSO THIS week... this coming Superstars... it's you against Sabrina's former charge, Badd Boy Derrick Stardom, who is looking for more revenge for what you and Stone Cold did to Heart Attack.

Pillman: Yeah, Sabrina still wants us to take it easy on Stardom... but he's so FRAGILE... he'll break no matter WHAT I do to him! Stardom... YEAH! I accept the match to be an AERIAL ASSAULT match! Remember... hahahaha! I AM FLYIN' BRIAN!!! HAHAAHAHA!!! Stardom... all of a sudden you're so NOBLE...and BRAVE... and courageous! I think you've been watchin' too many WALT DISNEY movies... because out here in the REAL WORLD, the BAD BOYS DO win. And you may CALL yourself the BADD BOY.... but in reality, you're just a WIMP, who's always hidden behind the skirt of a WOMAN! Nobody knows AERIAL ASSAULT better then Brian F'N Pillman... and nobody knows YOUR wrestling abilities better then Sabrina Savage. I can't LOSE! ahhahaha!!!

Austin: It don't matter if it's Bret Hart..... or Jim Neidhart.... or Badd Boy Derrick Stardom.....the bottom line IS..... SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEIR ASS WHOOPED!