Fox Presents:
Live from the Barton Coliseum in Little
Rock, Arkansas
April 22, 1997
Footage of last weeks TNT is shown.... Jarrett and the Blizzard, working together against Bret Hart. The Hitman putting the Blizzard to sleep. Double J winning the match. There is also footage shown of Brian Pillman, assaulting Jim Neidhart before the bell.... and Sabrina Savage's fireball into the face of the Anvil.
Live action! The camera pans down past the ring and to the table, where Sarah D. and Brian Pillman stand behind the announcers table. The table is covered with a cloth. The fans are going nuts! Pillman is wearing a Jim Neidhart t-shirt! They begin to take a seat...
Pillman: WELCOME TO .... AAAHHH!!
Pillman is pulled UNDER THE TABLE!!! Cameras move in... and there is a struggle beneath the table, but the cloth hides the action! Pillman is heard, yelling out in pain... there is a clang of metal... then another voice is heard!!!
The table flips over! It's Jim Neidhart!!! He and Pillman brawl around! Pillman slams Neidharts head back into the mat. Pillman is bleeding from the side of the head. Pillman grabs the Anvil's hand... and rips the knuckles off of him....
Pillman rears back to punch... and the Anvil brings up a foot and drives Pillman back off of him. He begins to get into his feet.....
WHERE STONE COLD IS WAITING FOR HIM!!! AUSTIN RUNS IN...
STONE COLD STUNNER!!! The Hitman is then running down to the ringside!!! Austin pops up and gives a double 'finger' at the downed Anvil. Bret comes in and helps up the Anvil as Austin and Pillman move back away. Bret pulls the Anvil away.
A bleeding Pillman takes a seat and pulls the table back up. Sarah D. sits down.
Sarah D: Welcome everyone to Baton Coliseum in Little Rock Arkansas! It looks like we're going to have a wild night tonight!
Pillman: It's the BARTON Coliseum you bumbling STOOGE! HEY! You KNEW the Anvil was under that table, didn't you?!
Sarah D: I had NO idea....
Pillman: What the #$%&! This is CRAZY!
Stone Cold: All Neidhart went and done was give YOU (to Sarah) a night of LIVIN' HELL... because Stone Cold Steve Austin is gonna sit out here...and he's gonna make sure that no pieces of trash come down here and do anything to my friend! And THAT'S the bottom line!
Pillman: Hahaha! Y'hear THAT?! THAT'S what friends are FOR! Hahaha!
Sarah D: Well....
Pillman: (looks at Sarah) HA! Just like I said on my web page! Hahaha! Wipe that DUMB look off your face! The Network...is fallin' apart! Perfect is OUT.. just like I said! Sid's leavin'.... and WHY NOT... Flash Funk, too!! WAIT AND SEE!
Sarah D: I WILL wait and see!
Pillman: Whats wrong? You're cryin'! Still broke up about RAZOR! He went and beat your NEW boyfriend, Shawn!
Sarah D: I....
Pillman: (looks down at the list of TNT's matches) WHAT!? Who CARES about THESE matches? Road Warriors SUCK! Warrior SUCKS! Blizzard SUCKS! Graves SUCKS! Atlantra SUCKS! Venus Victrix SUCKS! Demolition SUCKS! Booker T? He's alright! But this card... it SUCKS!
Sarah: Great. It sucks. Let's get to some action.
Pillman: SUCKS!
