ANOTHER SHOULDERBLOCK!!! The fans are going BALLISTIC!! Booker can't get it going! Booker looks around... confused... the Warrior comes at him... DROP DDT!!! The Warrior climbs out of the ring and grabs a steel chair!!! He THROWS it into the ring, just narrowly missing Booker... then he climbs in...
The Warrior sets the chair up in the middle of the ring... and looks around at the fans, growling! They start a chant...WARRIOR! WARRIOR! WARRIOR! He makes the sign for the press slam!! He lifts up Booker... and GORILLA PRESSES HIM ON THE CHAIR!!!
The steel folding chair bends under Booker's weight! The Warrior kicks him off the chair and sets it up again! He pulls up Booker... PRESS SLAM ON THE CHAIR!!! THE PLACE IS GOING CRAZY!!! Brutus gets the fans going! The Hitman applauds, way of Austin and Pillman...
The Warrior runs around the ring as Booker is on his back, nursing his injuries! The Warrior splashes off the ropes... and CRASHES DOWN ON BOOKER'S UPRAISED KNEES!! Both wrestlers lie on the mat for a few moments... and Booker begins to rise up to his feet....
The Warrior is helped up and Booker starts a neckbreaker... but the Warrior pushes him off! Booker is slammed into the corner and comes stumbling back....
The Warrior scoops him up... and SPINEBUSTERS HIM ON THE CHAIR!!! The Warrior pops up, running around the ring again! He grabs the top rope... and shakes it wildly, bringing everyone in the stands to their feet!! He turns back and sees that Booker is nearly out! He signals for the press slam again!!! The fans urge him on!!! WARRIOR! WARRIOR! WARRIOR!!!!
The Warrior lifts up Booker... and GORILLA PRESSES HIM ON THE CHAIR AGAIN!!! He bounces off the ropes ... and SPLASHES HIM ON TOP OF THE CHAIR, HOOKING THE LEG... 1... 2... 3...!!!!!!
THE ARENA IS DEAFENING!!! The Warrior's music starts to play!!!
Announcer: LADIES... AND GENTLEMEN... THE WINNER... BY PINFALL.... THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!
Brutus tosses in a razor to the Warrior!!! The fans die down for a second as the Warrior gets down over the unconcious Booker T. ....
And the Warrior.... SHAVES BOOKER'S HAIR DOWN TO THE NUB!!! The fans go WILD!!!! The Warrior stands up and his music begins to play again, leaving Booker unconcious in the center of the ring, amidst the remnants of hsi hair! Brutus, Bret and the Warrior head out, slapping the fans hands.
Sarah: A HAIRCUT!!! DO YOU BELIEVE IT?!
Pillman: The only thing HE cut... was his CAREER SHORT! He'll pay for THAT, I'm SURE!
Sarah: That's all the time we have! We'll see you on Superstars! Good night everybody!
The camera pulls away from the table, showing Austin, Pillman and Sarah D. Fireworks go off over the arena and the fans get... somehow... even louder!!
POST EVENT MEDICAL UPDATE
Booker T, from rib injuries, will be sidelined until April 29, 1997. He will not be permitted inside a WWF arena until that date.
The Blizzard Adrien Blades has suffered some major internal damage to his ribs, back and face. He is suffering from a minor concussion. He will be out of action until May 15, 1997. He will not be permitted inside a WWF arena until that date.
Jim Neidhart and Brian Pillman, from their melees, have suffered minor cuts and bruises. Neither man will miss any action, though paramedics recomended to Titan Towers that both men be treated to some psychiatric help.