BADD BOY DERRICK STARDOM
Stardom is kicked back in the locker room area, wearing just his black tights and white boots. His tuxedo jacket is hanging from a hook on the wall, and his shades are up on top of his head, pushing his hair back.
Stardom: Alright Pillman.... AERIAL ASSAULT, IT IS! WWF Superstars! You'll find that I am definitely not Jim the Anvil Neidhart. Take that as you will. Most people will take that in a negative context. But that's the rap that I've received my entire CAREER! Does the Badd Boy care? NOPE! Like I said before, I'm not here to win FRIENDS... I'm here to win MATCHES! And that's exactly what I plan to do on Pillman.
Stardom snaps his finger and footage from the previous TNT is shown, with Pillman soaring out of the ring on the Anvil as he was removing his jacket. With a whoosh, the footage switches to show Pillman flying out of the ring... in the ring... all OVER the ring. Stardom then comes back on....
Stardom: Like I said... BBDS is NOT Jim Neidhart. Pillman... I can fly, too. And I can fly BETTER then you. It took six DAYS for whatever dieties you believe in to create the universe. And on the seventh day... there was NO resting going on. The big guy was workin' on BBDS... THE HIGH-FLYER!
Stardom chuckles a bit.
Stardom: They say that if we were meant to fly, god would have given us WINGS! But the fact of the matter is... on that seventh day... he TRIED wings... but they just didn't look good on this tightly wrapped bod. And seein' as I am the measuring stick by which ALL other fliers are judged, the WINGS-IDEA was DITCHED! Now you've been educated a bit. Pillman... this Superstars... you'll be on the receiving end of MORE lessons in AERODYNAMICS!
Stardom's face gets a confident... no... COCKY smile on it.
Stardom: And I plan on giving ANOTHER lesson to you.... BROADCAST BOY. If anyone misses this, they had better either be DEAD.... or... heh... IN JAIL! Suprise TIME on SUPERSTARS!
Stardom brings up his hand in a 'pistol' gesture....
Stardom: CLICK... BANG!
The camera abruptly shuts off.
DEMOLITION PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
The fog swirls about the camera and moves on leaving Demolition in its wake. Both men are dressed in full leathers, with their metal studds all over the leather. Ax takes off his mask.
Ax: Road Warriors, the number 1 team in the WWF right now, the self styled police men of the WWF. The team that claims to be the toughest around. Well boys you WERE the toughest around until we came on the scene. And now you will be nothing but number 2.
Smash takes off his mask.
Smash: A non-title match with the men from the mean streets of Chicago, wow. We are just shaking in our big boots. We destroyed Fatu and Savio, leaving them a bloody mess in the ring. And the ref had to stop the match against Owen and the Bulldog, for fear of our injuring them too much. Road Warriors you are next, there will be NO Escape and NO Surrender. And you WILL LOSE! So now Road Warriors
Ax: Prepare to be
both: DEMOLISHED!
The fog picks up again obscuring Demolition and the camera goes to static.
