WWF Superstars, Apr. 26, 1997

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the Terrorist Pali-Alizar
vs.
Jade
w/Sensei & Diesel

The Match:
'Thunder Underground' begins to play and the Terrorist comes out wearing her camoflage pants and spandex top, and waving her flag. She spits down on the ground and sneers at the fans. They chant USA! USA! USA! at her. She gets into the ring and stands holding her flagpole.

The sounds of "Soft Oriental Chimes" strains through the arena, and the lights dim, while a green spotlight covers the entrance. Jade walks through the curtains, wearing her knee-length black silk robe with the green embroidery and green silk sash. She waves to the cheering fans, as Sensei and Diesel walk out behind her.

The three start for the ring as the lights come back up, Jade slapping the hands of fans as she walks down, then stopping as she reaches ringside, and walking over to one of the teenage boys with front row seats. He looks at her and visibly freezes, then gulps as she runs a finger under his chin, lifting it slightly, then moves closer.. and plants a kiss on his forehead. The startled youth looks visibly faint, and Jade giggles as she turns away and winks at the camera.

Jade removes the silk robe to reveal her usual wrestling outfit of spandex bike shorts and tank top. She hands the robe to Sensei, then walks over to the same youth as earlier, who is still standing there dumbfounded, and drapes the green silk sash over his shoulder. She then turns and gets into the ring.

Sensei and Diesel take position in the corner near the announcers, saying hello to Sarah D, then turning to watch the match.

Jade turns toward Pali... WHO THROWS HER FLAGPOLE AT HER!! Jade sidesteps and the pole crashes at ringside!! Jade rushes in and kicks Pali in the gut.. and swings a wicked chop at her. Pali ducks under it and the 200 pounder pulls Jade off her feet... and SLAMS her down to the mat!

Pali starts stomping her with her combat boots repeatedly... then yanks her up by the hair... and FLIPS HER OVER BY HER HAIR!!!

The Sensei and Diesel start conferring with each other as they see... Atlantra come down the aisle. Atlantra is laughing evily as she sees Pali kicking Jade on the mat... over... and over... and OVER!!! He combat boots are laying into the slender rookie.

Atlantra reaches ringside, just as Jade starts to pull herself up... thrusting a chop to Pali's mid-section. Pali doubles over... and Jade chops her again. The Terrorist swats away Jades chop... and hoists her up again... BODY SLAM!!!

Atlantra makes a move toward the ring... and Diesel steps in front of her! Atlantra looks up at Diesel, who warns her away. Atlantra tries to get around Diesel and into the ring.. and Big Daddy pulls her up and drapes her over his shoulder....

AND WALKS OUT!!!

JR: Look at THIS! That's ONE WAY of getting rid of an annoyance!

Jade and Pali are on their feet, exchanging chops and punches. Jade begins to get the upperhand!!! The Sensei cheers her on... but then feels a tap at his shoulder. He turns... and SALT is thrown into his eyes... BY THE IMPERIAL MACHINE!!!

JR: IT'S THE MACHINE!! FROM OUT OF THE CROWD!!!

The Sensei stumbles around blindly.. and the Machine pulls a PLASTIC BAG OVER HIS HEAD!!! He seals it on with duct tape!! Jade pushes the Terrorist aside and rolls out of the ring to help. The Machine pulls the suffocating Sensei into a front facelock and brings up a kick at him....

Big Daddy Cool comes charging back down to ringside, disposing of Atlantra in the back. Jade runs at the Machine, who is laying into the Sensei... and Jade... KARATE KICKS HIM!!! He backs away... and jumps over the barricade, just as Diesel arrives!!!

The referee is continuing a ten count! Jade and Diesel try to rip the bag off of a wild Sensei!!!

JR: THE AIR... HE'S LOSING OXYGEN!!! THE REF IS COUNTING... AND LOOK OUT.... WATCH THE TERRORIST! HERE SHE COMES!!!!

Pali runs in the ring toward Jade, who is at ringside... and does a BASEBALL SLIDE KICK.....