WWF Superstars, Apr. 26, 1997

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AERIAL ASSAULT MATCH
Brian F'N Pillman
w/Sabrina Savage & Stone Cold Steve Austin
vs.
Badd Boy, Derrick Stardom
w/Heart Attack

The Match:
Pillman, Sabrina and Austin come down the aisle, giving nothing but attitude toward the fans. They get about halfway down when Pillman's music: Rocket, cuts off.

On the large TV screen appears the face of the Anvil, Jim Neidhart!

Anvil: PILLMAN! PILLMAN! Did you like the table I set for you? How about the wooden stake I brought out to stick in your black heart? HAHA! Well, Brian I am NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET! BUT you can count your lucky stars for right now, because someone else is going to be kicking your ass and I will let him do it. I figure that Derrick has the tools and the ability to take you down, probablly without breaking a sweat. And I respect the man enough not to get in his way. But Derrick you said that after you are done there may not be enough for me to have of Pillman, well do your best, but if there is anything left I will clean up after you. HAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh and not everyone can be as smart and handsome as the Anvil, some of us just are blessed with everything. (The Anvil starts laughing manically as though he had made a huge joke)

Austin brings up a chair... and SLAMS IT INTO THE SCREEN, SHATTERING IT!!! Austin gives the finger to the remnants of the screen, then tosses the chair down into the ground. Pillman laughs wildly, then they all turn to the ring and head to it.

'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour begins to jam from the speakers. The lights dim down and high above into the ceiling, specks of light, like stars, begin to slowly spin around the arena. Stardom receives a nice ovation for this match.

JR: Even Derrick Stardom gets cheers against a guy like Brian Pillman! This is going to be something ELSE!

The Badd Boy comes through the curtains dressed in a black tuxedo jacket with a sequinned bow-tie. A bright spotlight shoots through the air and finds him. He seems to drink up the light, smirking back at the fans. Heart Attack comes out and wraps her arm around him, enjoying him thoroughly. Carefully, he reaches into his jacket... and pulls out a pair of shades, which he places on his face. Stardom then starts down the aisle. Female fans reach out for him, but he ignores them and steps up into the ring where tiny beams of light shoot down to make it seem as though he were walking across stars.

The music begins to die down... and the lights slowly rise up.... and PILLMAN STRIKES!!! He WHACKS Stardom with his crutch... then pulls back for another strike!! Sabrina yells in at Pillman....

Stardom gets up his hands... and grabs a hold of the crutch! They struggle for it... and Stardom kicks Pillman in the gut and yanks it away!! Pillman backs up ... and Stardom holds the crutch out at arms length up to Pillman... and DROPKICKS IT INTO HIM!!! Pillman is LEVELED!!

Stardom takes the crutch and cracks it down across his throat... then CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP!!! Austin pounds on the mat, getting Pillman revived.... STARDOM LEAPS...

JR: THE STARFALL!!!

Pillman ROLLS ASIDE!!! Stardom crashes down on top!!! Pillman bounces at the ropes... and ABDOMINAL SPLASHES STARDOM!!! He picks up the crutch and hands it to the outside to Austin. Sabrina stands next to him.

Pillman pulls Stardom up to standing near the ropes... and whips him hard to the otherside. Pillman springboards off the ropes near him and turns back in the air at Stardom... who leaps up... AND DROPKICKS PILLMAN!!! THEY SOAR RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!!!

Then, dressed in a long black trenchcoat... IT'S TODD PETTINGILL!!! He makes his way down to the ring. Sabrina watches him CLOSELY.

Pillman and Stardom begin to stir. Pillman gets up to his feet at ringside... and pulls him self to the apron.... and then to the TOP!!! He flips up AND OVER... AND MOONSAULTS STARDOM!!!

Pillman gets up, laughing hysterically. Stardom grabs a hold of the apron and slides in under the bottom rope. Pillman jumps up to the top again.... SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! Pillman bounces up off of Stardom, pointing down at him and laughing. Pillman goes back up to the top once again. He's perched...