RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Apr. 28, 1997

(Monday Night Raw Theme Plays.)

RAW goes on the air and suddenly the lights go out.Then red lights slowly start to go on.We hear voice.

Voice:(quietly) I am back to kick abuse and confuse your asses.....(shouting) SUCKAAAASSS!!!HAHAHA!Hit da damn music,brutha!!!

Red fireworks start blasting at the entrance and Turn That Mutha out goes on.We see Stevie Ray come out.He is smiling,looks good and is wearing jeans and Harlem Heat T-shirt.He also is holding a bat.As he comes out he laughs and grins at the fans.He sees sign Heat sucks.He takes it and tears it apart and throws it into fans face and then gives fans a finger.Then he gets something outta his pocket.It is white piece of material.He show it to the camera and we see:"Screw Piper" letter spray painted on it.He laughs and throws it into the fans.He is dancing as he is going down the isle,and is laughing at the fans,and inuting them with jokes.Then he gets to the announcers table and sits there.Red fireworks go on everywhere.

JR: Stevie RAY! What are YOU doing here?

Stevie Ray:I will be doing guest interview for tonight's RAW and that's the bottom line.And if anyone here don't like it,I can kick their ass right outta here.

Sarah: You weren't invited to come out here.

Stevie:SHUT UP!SHUT UP SUCKA!Don't make me whoop your ass!!!I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

JR: Is Booker around?

Stevie:Tomorrow on Titans Booker has gotta match with Blaine Parker.Couldn't that dumbass sign him a descent opponent.

JR: Well, I guess Piper thought he should start out a little easier then the Warrior! He DID lose to the Warrior!

Stevie:What I think about the whole thing is just this.Warrior,that Ultimate Gorilla.No,that Ultimate Lucky Gorilla got lucky and beat him.I could not believe that Booker has lost.I talked to him and he said that it was just the way it went.Well,I challenge that Gorilla to a Pinfalls Count Anywhere Match and I want it as soon as possible.

JR: PINFALLS COUNT ANYWHERE! That's DANGEROUS!

Stevie Ray:Oh,yeah,one more thing!Ultimate Gorilla,you hear me?That is why your Gorilla Press is called so cause you are gorilla!That's right!I bet they taped King Kong in your shower,Warrior!So,if you ain't hiding behind Bret Hart's ass,if you ain't in Gorilla Land,if you ain't in the back drooling all over your mama again,get your booty out here cause I'll beat the hell outta you,little whiner.The bottom line is as soon as Piper signs this match I will give you ass whoopin' of your life,monkey boy!Pinfalls COunt Anywhere and ask your good friend Bret Fart to make you a reservation in the hospital or better yet ask Undertaker to get you a free spot at the cemetary.And that's the bottom line loser!!!!

JR: Do you think Piper will SIGN IT? I mean... you didn't exactly get on his GOOD side! What about Piper?

Stevie Ray:He ain't worth talkin' bout.

JR: Hold on a minute everyone... it looks like the ring announcer, Howard Finkel, has something to say....