Fox Presents:
Live from the Sports Arena, San Diego,
California
April 29, 1997
Fireworks burst over the arena and continue loudly as the fans cut in with wild cheers and chants of TNT! TNT! TNT! The camera pans down to show Sarah D., Heart Attack, Brian Pillman... AND STEVIE RAY!
They take their seats behind the table.... AND PILLMAN'S CHAIR COLLAPSES! HE FALLS ON HIS BUTT!!! Sarah and Heart Attack hold back their laughs as Pillman stands up, his face red with anger and/or embarassment!
Pillman: HEY! It's some kind of TRICK chair! What!?
The Anvils laughter is heard over the P/A system and Pillman slams his fist down hard on the table... then yanks the chair from beneath Sarah D. and takes it for himself, sitting down and putting on his headset. Sarah grabs another chair.
Pillman: (fuming) WELCOME TO TUESDAY NIGHT TITANS! AND LOOK WHO WE HAVE.... FORGET SARAH... IT'S STEVIE RAY!!! Stevie:I will be doing commentary again and I think I'm te coolest commentator around.I am,I should be given some kinda award or somtn.
Pillman: Not if I get it first Stevie! This should be the HIGHEST rated TNT yet!
Stevie:We got Giant against Michaels in a steel cage.Michaels sucks and is hiding behind Weasel's ass all the time.Yawn Michaels always sucked and always will.Giant will beat the hell outta him.
Pillman: And I'm going to LOVE seeing it all! Shawn Michaels is nothing but a QUITTER! And since he does everything Diesel does... HE'LL LOSE JUST LIKE DIESEL DID!!! HAHAHA!
Heart Attack: I see not much has changed since I've been gone.
Pillman: Shut up. Let's get this started! Here comes.... TERRY TAYLOR? And here comes BLAINE PARKER? What's THIS?
Stevie: Blaine Parker? Look at that little gay monkey! Oh, I am tired of looking at this dumbass!!
Terry Taylor comes down the aisle with Blaine Parker....
