WWF Superstars, May 10, 1997WWF Superstars, May 10, 1997Suddenly, the lights in the arena begin to fluctuate, dimming and then brightening a few times before finally shutting off. Simultaneously every video monitor in the place from the broadcaster's tables to the huge widescreens on the walls lose whatever feed they had into static, static that begins to resolve itself as a female voice is heard over the speakers.
"Citizens of 20th Century Earth! Come in, Earth! Do you copy?"
The static resolves itself into the image of a woman seated in some sort of synthetic countoured chair, behind which can vaguely be seen stainless steel surroundings and a porthole with stars outside it... her wavy blonde hair is streaked with silver and a metallic blue bandana encircles her forehead. She is wearing a shiny silver flight jacket with the word 'BLAZE' stenciled in black over the left breast, and her hands are covered in skintight metallic red gloves that leave the fingers bare to show that her nails are painted in the same color. A small silver star is evident on her left cheek and her expression is serious as she continues to speak.
"This is Lieutenant Colonel Starr Blaze of the United States Space Rangers. In the year 2297 humanity is being threatened by a grave crisis, a crisis that is beyond even the Rangers' power to stop in its current course."
The woman folds her hands together and leans closer to the camera, her blue eyes flinted with determination.
"In my time this crisis could not be averted... but that is why I have been sent back. The germination of the disaster has its roots here. THIS century. THIS year. THIS wrestling circuit!"
A dramatic pause, as she unclasps her hands, laying one flat on the instrument panel before her while the other raises to point at the screen.
"I've been monitoring this freakshow of a federation for some time now, and I have no doubt the calculations are correct. Somewhere in its ranks a cancer secretly festers, and I don't care who I have to go through, I'm gonna find it and burn it out! That is my mission... my duty as a Ranger, an American, and a human being. The lives of the people of Earth hang in the balance, and I will not rest until I have SET THINGS RIGHT!"
"So be ready, WWF. I'm landing soon... Blaze, out."
Starr punches a button on her console and the screens go dark. A few moments later they and the arena lights return to normal again, as if nothing had happened.
Heart Attack and Sarah D are sitting at the table.... but Corey is MISSING!
Sarah: What happened to Corey?
There's a BANG under the table!
Corey: OW! (he comes up into his seat!) I didn't know what was happening! I thought it was a bomb scare or something!
Sarah: That was WEIRD! It'll be interesting to see who this Blaze IS!
Corey: WHOOOO-HOOO! MORE WOMEN FOR LADIES NIGHT!
Heart Attack: I hope she wasn't talking about ME!? If one more person comes down here and targets me as a bad person....
Corey: Do you think you caused a whole timeline disaster?
Heart Attack: I'm doing enough NOW!
Corey: Ooooh!!! Gold-Dust is standing by isn't she? I can see her on that monitor! Can we go to her now?
Sarah: Yes... let's go to her now!
GOLD-DUST PRE MATCH INTERVIEW
JR is in the Back of the Arena. He is standing in front of the camera with a microphone.
Gold Dust is standing beside him. She is decked out in a gold jumpsuit. She's wearing sunglasses and her hair glitters in the light.
JR: Gold Dust, It's your first time back in the WWF for nearly a year now. What are your comments on tonights match?
Gold Dust: Jim Ross, Tonight is simply a sideshow.......
JR: Well, you haven't wrestled in the ring in over a year! Have you?
Gold Dust: JR.....You know not, what you ask. Gold Dust has been through tremendous training. I have used my Martial Arts Background, and added some much needed technical skills........."When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master." Star Wars
JR: Well, any further comments on this match Gold-Dust?
Gold Dust: All of the Women in the WWF.....WILL remember the name...... of.......(whispers)Gold.....Dust!
JR: Now down to the Ring!
Pali-Alizar is already up in the ring, waving her flag and spitting down on the ground. S.B. Peterson is then shown at ringside, jotting a few things down on his note pad.
Sarah: Hmm... I wonder just WHY we keep seeing S.B. Peterson!
Corey: I dunno! Maybe he's a Pali-Alizar fan!
Heart Attack: I DOUBT it!