RESULTS: Monday Night Raw May 12, 1997

A man comes down the aisle. He is a well dressed, well proportioned individual, sporting a stark white button down shirt, pleated black dress pants and shoes. He has poker straight shiny black hair that is pulled back in a tight pony tail. He walks with confidence to the announcers table....

He reaches down and takes up Sarah D's hand and kisses it. He then turns and brings up Heart Attack's hand and kisses it. He nods to Jim Ross and with a smile, he takes a seat between Sarah and Heart Attack.... and puts on a head-set.

Heart Attack and Sarah's mouths are wide open, staring at this man.

JR: (looking a little confused.) Uh.... sir... just who might YOU be?

Man: The name is Kaden. Vincer Kaden. And unless these lovely ladies have taken an aversion to me.... I'll be adding a little COLOR to the color commentary tonight.

Heart Attack & Sarah D: NO... NOT AT ALL! UH-UH! NOPE!

JR: Well... welcome to Monday Night Raw! What is your take on some of the matches we have here tonight?

Vincer: (looks up toward the ring... pauses....) Profitable.

JR: Okay. Well, I don't know what he means by THAT... but I'm sure we'll find out as the night unfolds!

Heart Attack: I've never seen YOU around here before. And I think I would have NOTICED!

Vincer: More then likely... you WOULD have! (smiles flirtatiously)

JR: ALRIGHT NOW! Let's head back-stage and prepare for our OPENING CONTEST.... ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!

Sarah and Heart Attack can only stare wide-eyed at Vincer, lost. They both nod their heads....

Sarah: MmmHmm.

Heart Attack: Yeah......

COREY MAJOR PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW

Dok Hendriks is backstage in front of a large RAW logo. He has a wide smile on his face!

Dok: Alright WWF FANS! Raw is UNDERWAY! With me now... one of the competitors in the opening contest.... CHAOTIC COREY MAJOR!!!

Corey comes out, wearing his wrestling gear under a leather 'Tripwire' jacket. His hair is loose around his shoulders. He high-fives Dok.

Dok: Welllllcome COREY! On WWF Superstars, you accepted the challenge of JoBo... and here you ARE!

Corey: This dude beat me before. And we've BOTH come a long way since that match. I can't WAIT!

Dok: Do you have any counters for the Mirnyy Driver?

Corey: I don't think that move HAS a counter! This dude... when he hits you with it... IT'S OVER! My counter then... would be NOT to get IN it!

Dok: What kinda match are you going to wrestle?

Corey: Pure scientific! But you know me... if I get out ahead... I'll probably try to do something STUPID! (smiles) But Dok... even though my finish is the Tilt-a-whirl... I can still beat people a LOT of different ways. I may try on a few out on JoBo tonight!

Dok: (turns to the camera) He seems READY! Let's get out to ringside!

Corey: ... AND CHAOS ENSUES!!!!