WWF Superstars, May 17, 1997WWF Superstars, May 17, 1997WOMANKIND
(the scene is in the sewers. WoMaNkInD is seen sitting against the wall, while the Master is heard laughing in the background)
WoMaNkInD: ..ROXANNE!! Like, how DARE you ignore my challenge... ...we both know that I'm the greatest force in the WWF!!! I have beaten EVERYONE...except you...that will change Roxanne...the demons inside you WILL be exorcised...and you WILL face me in an exorcism match.....ROXANNE...I, like, don't care if it's for your little title...all I want is you ROXANNE!! ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE FOR KING OF THE RING....
WoMaNkInD: ...now VICTRIX...TYR!!! Accept my challenge.... ..accept it...like, NOW!!!
(WoMaNkInD begins to scream and laugh as the screne fades out)
STONE COLD AND BRIAN PILLMAN
Austin and Pillman climb up into the ring. Pillman is clearly enjoying his charade as a police officer. Austin seems all business as usual. Pillman swipes the mic away from ring announcer, Howard Finkel.
Pillman: Thanks, chrome dome. Hey Stone Cold.... how does it feel.... walking the beat?
Austin: It feels like somebody needs to get their ass whooped. But y'see... that's exactly what people WANT to see. They want to see Brian F'N Pillman... and Stone Cold Steve Austin... kick somebody's fanny... and then they want one of these moronic home town heroes.... to jump over the railing and be a hero. But those idiots... the Road Warriors.... they went and done got it all wrong.
Pillman: What did they do, Steve? Tell us!
Austin: Hawk and Animal, the two rejects from the Muppet Show, are picking fights that they're bodies can't back up. As if the whole god$#@% Horsemen ain't gonna kick their ass.... as if the entire Taylor Tech ain't gonna kick their ass.... they had to go and whack Stone Cold Steve Austin from behind with their little wiffle ball bats to go and prove a point.
Pillman: And what point are they proving, Steve?
Austin: The Legion of Dummies went and done proved that they ain't as bad as they THINK they are. They didn't get the job done against the Enforcers..... and they didn't get the job done with Stone Cold! There ain't a piece of trash out in the audience right now that I want to be around.... but you heard the reaction they gave the Road Warriors when they beat me from behind. The Road Warriors ain't nothing... but pieces of trash.... and they can't lace Brian or my boots on their best day. And that's the bottom LINE!
Pillman: I'm sure Hawk and Animal wanna come up here and try to kick our asses right now... but fellas, let me save you some grief and embarassment. You may THINK that you're a couple of bad-asses.... and that you can fight in the streets.... or up on scaffolds or wherever you want.... WHEN you want. But just like Steve said.... you AIN'T so bad. Save your energy for TNT next week.... because Stone Cold and myself.... WE'RE bad-asses..... and we'll kick Hawk and Animal's asses ANYTIME outside of a match....
Austin: And we'll do it DURING the match too. It don't matter how... or where... or why. I'm the best there is... the best there was... and the best there ever will be at whatever the HELL I want to do. And on TNT, the Road Muppets are gonna hit the ring... and it's gonna be... WHAT A RUSH to the TRAUMA CENTER! And that's the bottom LINE...'cause STONE COLD SAID SO!
DEMOLITION AND VADER PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
Fog swirls around the camera and clears out, standing there is Demolition. Wearing their leathers, except not their masks. Jim Cornette stands between them.
Jim: So, tonight Jarrett, you get your so called friends together to face my men! However, what you don't realize is that our team has the advantage....that being the great managing skills of myself!! The day you knocked me down Jarrett was the day you sealed your fate!! Get ready to be punished!!
Ax: Jarret, you think this will be a "suprise" Well our manager has planned for every contingency. You have no chance.
Smash: Whoever your partners are they cannot compare t us, and YOU cannot compare to our partner VADER! I mean who would actually decide to help YOU?! The man who turned his back on his friends, and has alienated everyone else? Well whoever you scraped up, and you Jarret prepare to be
Both men: DEMOLISHED!
DOUBLE J JEFF JARRETT, PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
Doubl J:"Hello, folks! Ol' Double J here. In just a few minutes, Vader and Demolition, you all are in store for the beating of your lives! I've got my partners, and they're ready for a fight! So Cornette, I hope you got your boys ready for this one, cause they're gonna NEED to be ready! So long, folks!"