WWF Superstars, May 17, 1997

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HIL: PALI-ALIZAR, ALSO KNOWN AS "THE TERRORIST"... A ROUTINELY VICIOUS BUT UNSUCCESSFUL FIGHTER. FOND OF ILLEGAL TACTICS AND POSSESSING THE ABILITY TO PRODUCE PRODIGIOUS AMOUNTS OF EXPECTORATION.

Footage continues, showing Pali as she chucks her flagpole at Jade in a recent match-up between them. Blaze shakes her head in disbelief.

Starr: Look at this woman! She has no respect for her OWN flag, much less anyone else's!

Blaze turns to the camera.

Starr: Alizar, you need to learn respect. Respect for your opponents, respect for the environment, and especially respect for the U.S. of A! Your attitude disgusts me and I'm just itching for the chance to adjust it. I challenge you, and I'm gonna do my best to see that the "trash" takes YOU out!

Starr glances at the pile of faxes still on the chair and then back to the camera again.

Starr: And for everyone else who's communicated, thank you for your greetings, but I'm afraid I can't answer any of your questions concerning the future. It would be a violation of the ranger code and could cause untold damage to the space-time continuum. Yes, I am here myself to change the future, but I am a fully trained and sanctioned operative. Leave the future to the professionals, and DEFINITELY don't try this at home!

Starr: Until next time... Blaze, out.

Blaze punches a button on the console and the screen goes dark again.

JR: "Alizar has accepted the challenge, and a further transmission from Miss Blaze indicated she'd be landing tonight for the match, her very first in the WWF!"

the Terrorist, Pali-Alizar
vs.
Starr Blaze

The Match:
The Terrorist Pali- Alizar is up in the ring, waving her flag. She looks in disgust at the fans who are chanting USA... USA... and she spits down on the canvas and waves her flag even harder.

JR: I can see these fans are ANXIOUS to see Starr Blaze in action!

The fans look around, awaiting Starr Blaze.... but there is no sign of her. The ring announcer shrugs. The fans begin to get impatient. Pali laughs at them.... the sends a large wad of spit down onto the entryway.

JR: "No sign of Blaze yet. I wonder if... wait, what's this?!" -

The main lights go out, and spot strobes flash around the arena as an echoing male voice begins a countdown...

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

 

The THUNDEROUS sound of a rocket lifting off shakes the stadium as smoke billows out of the entryway... and out of that smoke shoots Starr Blaze! Cartwheeling and then backflipping her way down the aisle, a silver blur of motion as a pulsing techno arrangement backs up the driving athleticism of the moves. The end of the flips is a tucked double backwards somersault that lands Starr with her feet together, facing out to the crowd and spreading her arms in a perfect gymnastics landing!

Starr grins wide and salutes the fans, who cheer the amazing display, then turns and heads up the ring steps, jumping up to grab the top of the ringpost with her hands and pulling herself up into a handstand atop it... she hangs there a moment, defying gravity before she slowly bends her legs and brings them down OVER her head to touch down on either side of the turnbuckle on the top rope, then brings her upper body in line to stand up straight, holding her balance and pointing right at Alizar!

As the fans cheer again Blaze hops down into the ring and the blue light this segment has been occurring in gives way to the normal lighting again. Her jacket, gloves, boots, and the silver streaks in her hair sparkle in the glow and for the first time it can be seen that the back of the jacket has an American flag on it... but instead of fifty stars an entire galaxy of them spin in spiral arms against the blue backing of the upper left corner. She unzips the jacket and strips it off to reveal a silver and navy blue bodysuit underneath with a high neckline and no sleeves, showing that the metallic red gloves stretch up almost to her elbows.

Blaze hands the jacket to an attendant at ringside, all the while keeping a wary eye on Pali as she waits for the bell to sound...

JR: My GOODNESS! What an entrance! We gotta remember this come Slammy time!

The bell rings...