1-2-3 KID PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
(The Kid is in his dressing room suiting up for the match and he looks and sees a camera man.)
Kid: sting tonight u will feel the kid. cause it is about time i get some respect in this league and after tonight i will. and as for u blizzard, i will produce sunny this tuesday u watch and see. and after i do, i want a match with u. and after i beat the piss out of u, i want what the warrior has and that being the intercontinental title.
| STING from: Every Mans' Nightmare 260 lbs. Ranked: 7 w/- |
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1-2-3 KID from: Minneapolis, MN 212 lbs. Ranked: - w/Dean Douglas |
The Match:
Ring announcer Howard Finkel steps up into the ring and prepares to announce the participants. Then suddenly....Voice over P/A: SUCKKKKKAASSSS!!! I will be doing guest commentary for this match! WHY? CAUSE I WANT TO!!! HAHAHAHA!!! You buncha morons!
Stevie Ray comes out as the Heat's music starts. He cusses out the fans and dances down the aisle. He is wearing his usual tights without the jacket, and has on his sunglasses. He is carrying a bucket of something.....
He gets into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles and yells out at the crowd. They boo him back. Red fireworks go on into a big flame. Stevie gets out of the ring and takes a seat at the announcer's table.
JR: Welcome Stevie!
Stevie: What's up JR and Heart Attack!!! I'm gonna watch Sting whoop Kid's ass.
Sting comes through the curtain, carrying his bat at his side. He is wearing his black and white face paint and black tights with a white scorpion on the sides. Sting makes his way into the ring where he goes through his last minute warmups.
JR: Kind of an odd reaction from the fans toward Sting... I don't think they know WHAT to do for him!
Stevie: Stinger needs to wash his face. That Ultimate Warrior wanna be!
The Kid's music plans and Sting looks toward the entry way... but no Kid! Sting and everyone looks around... but still... NO KID!
JR: FROM BEHIND... THROUGH THE CROWD!!!
The Kid jumps over the barricade... slides into the ring behind Sting... and DROP KICKS HIM FROM BEHIND!!! He pulls Sting between his legs and prepares for a piledriver...
Stevie: How old is this dude? Kindergarden maybe?! I think he weighs less then my puppy dog! HAHAHAHA!!
The Kid.... PILEDRIVES STING!!! He yanks him up and hits a standing drop kick... then waits for him to get up. Sting does... and the Kid CHOPS HIM BACK DOWN!!! The Kid bounces to the ropes and as Sting rises up.. the Kid LARIATS him down to the mat!!!
Stevie: Kid sucks anyways. Wait till Sting kicks his ass!
JR: You actually LIKE Sting?
Stevie: Nope, but he's good.
Back in the ring, the Kid front facelocks Sting... lifts him up into a vertical suplex... but drops him down... INTO A BRAIN BUSTER!!!! The Kid hooks the leg... 1.... Sting lifts a shoulder. They spin around on the mat, and Sting comes out on top with a leg lock. He tries to pull it up into a Boston Crab... but the Kid pushes him off. Sting and the Kid both are on a vertical base... and they lock up....
The Kid ducks under a forearm bash from Sting... locks him... and turns him over into a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER... INTO THE CORNER!!! The Kid backs up... and leaps up at Sting as he rises up... FRANKENSTEINER!!!
The Kid continues to lay into Sting with forearms... a kick... then a dropkick! Sting throws back a clothesline into the Kid... the hooks him around the waist... POWERBOMB!!!
JR: (to Stevie) And WHAT do you have in your bucket?
Stevie: You are a curious little old man, aren't ya? Here, you get to smell it.
Sting puts the boots to the Kid as Stevie holds the bucket up under JR's nose. It's full of slop and smells terrible.
JR: Yuck! What is that?
Stevie: HAHAHA! Yo lunch SUCKA!!!
The Kid is sent for the ride.... into a POWERSLAM!!! Sting slams a boot into the Kid's lower back... then LEG DROPS HIM!!! Sting starts setting the KID up for a piledriver now...
