WWF Superstars, May 24, 1997

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(Superstars Theme plays.)

The Scope in Norfolk, Virginia is jam-packed! The fans are going wild! A group of fans begins chanting LOD! LOD! LOD! A sign for Austin 3:16 goes up. Then one for Vader-time! Someone holds up a poster of the Ultimate Warrior with the I/C belt drawn over his shoulder! The fans are going ballistic!

The camera pans down to the announcer's table where Jim Ross and Heart Attack are seated alongside Vincer Kaden!

JR: WELCOME EVERYBODY... TO THE SCOPE IN NORFOLK, VIRGINIA... FOR WWF SUPERSTARS!!!

Vincer: This is an action packed card is it not? FIVE matches!

JR: You better believe.... HEY! Here comes Derrick Stardom!

The Badd Boy walks down the aisle, staring straight down at the announcer's table. A camera man tries to get a close-up shot of him... and Stardom... KNOCKS HIM DOWN!! The Badd Boy comes over at the table and stands in front of Kaden. He slams his fists down onto the table and leans forward looking him in the face. Kaden looks worried, not being a wrestler.

Stardom: I'm going to tell you this once... THEN I'm going to beat it into you so you'll remember it.

Stardom stares daggers into Kaden's eyes.

Stardom: Screw it. I'm going to jump right to 'beating it into you.'

Stardom grabs Kaden by the shirt collar and lifts him up out of his seat and pulls him over the table. He throws him into the ring apron, then starts laying into him with punches and kicks. Vincer drops immediately. Stardom steps back when he sees the damage he's done.

Derrick walks over and extends his arm to Heart Attack. She doesn't look too happy for a moment... but then she takes it.

Stardom escorts her up the aisle.

Stardom: Let's get you ready for your match. You're going to WIN this one! It's TAYLOR TECH after all!

Heart Attack: (nods) Uh-huh!

JR: OH MY GOSH!!!We need some help for Vincer!

Vincer is on the ground, on his side. He's clutching at his ribs. A few officials come out and help him back to the dressing rooms.

JR: What a VOLATILE situation! WOW! Well tonight... HEY! Take a look at this!

Behind Jim Ross, S.B. Peterson and Yokozuna are amidst a sea of fans holding up Bob the Angry Clown merchandise. A sign for Bob 3:16 is shown. "The Cult of Bob"... and "The WWF fears Bob the Angry Clown". A chant erupts from the section saying: Bring Back Bob!"

S.B. is wearing a black t-shirt, blue jeans and black work boots. His hair is tucked under his baseball hat... and the hat reads: What about Bob? Yokozuna is in a business suit and tie. S.B. gets a good laugh at the fans. He reaches over the railing and shakes J.R.'s hand.

JR: Hello, sir!

The camera picks up Sarah D talking to some one at a door you can see Sarah D but not the person she is talking to. She talks with this person for a few moments then looks at her watch her eyes go wide and she turn and leaves quickly.

A few moments later she arrives at the announcers table.

JR: Alright! We're already off and running here tonight! Let's go to the back and hear... from Miss Susannah Cecily Helmsley!