WWF Superstars, May 24, 1997WWF Superstars, May 24, 1997STARR BLAZE
Footage is shown of the last Tuesday Night Titans, as what can only be described as a small war breaks out after the main event match. Then another angle is shown as a camera picks up the entry way, security and officials rushing into the ring to break things up... shortly behind them emerges a limping Starr Blaze, her eyes wide with anger and horror as she sees the melee... she tries to run but her leg gives out under her and she falls to the floor... /still/ she crawls her way towards ringside, but some officials see her and pick her up, carrying her back to the dressing rooms as she struggles and screams in protest...
Slowly the camera draws back and it is revealed we are watching this scene on a monitor... as it draws back further we see it is the video monitor on Blaze's ship. She sits in her command chair with one leg drawn up, resting her chin on it glumly. In one hand is her remote, with which she clicks the monitor off.
Starr: I should have been there, HIL. I could have saved them.
HIL: ILLOGICAL. YOU WERE OVEREXERTED AND YOUR LEG HAD SUSTAINED SUBSTANTIAL INJURY FROM YOUR MATCH WITH JADE. CONCLUSION: YOUR INTERVENTION WOULD HAVE CHANGED NOTHING AND ONLY RISKED FURTHER, PERHAPS PERMANENT HARM TO YOUR BODY.
Blaze sighs quietly.
HIL: EVEN IF YOU WERE FUNCTIONING NOMINALLY ON ALL LEVELS, I STILL PREDICT THIS COURSE OF ACTION YOU WISH TO FOLLOW AS EXTREMELY HIGH RISK. I HAVE ALREADY TENDERED YOU MY REPORT...
Starr: Yeah, yeah, I know. But somebody has to do it... an innocent fan was threatened with a chainsaw, HIL! I can't stand by while things like that happen... you know the Code...
HIL: OF COURSE. BUT YOU DEAL WITH SEVERAL DANGEROUS AND INHERENTLY UNSTABLE, VIOLENT PERSONALITY PROFILES. AND IF YOU FAIL HERE, THE FUTURE IS DOOMED. CAUTION IS ADVISED.
Starr: Yeah, caution... might have to use the batons on the stun setting if this keeps up... we'll see.
The camera fades to black.
DEMOLITION
The camera shows static, and then clears up and standing in front of the camera is Demolition, there is a light fog swirling behind them. Both men look quite angry.
Ax: Now everyone has seen, how our great manager can lead someone to the top in the WWF. And soon we will have our own belts.
Smash: So to answer everyone's stupid questions, THAT is why we attacked those IDIOTS the Hart Foundation!
Ax: They lost OUR BELTS! We should have had our chance at the King of the Ring. But instead we will just have to beat the crap out of you, legally.
Smash: What happened on TNT was just a TASTE, of what the King of the Ring will be like for you Harts.
Ax: And what type of MORONS accept a blind title defense? HUH?! DAMN IT! You are lucky we did not break your NECKS!
He moves up to the camera, and yells, lifting the camera up and smashing it to the ground.
static. . . .
Sarah: Well JR... Davey the Bulldog is up next! ...I'm glad to see that they have reconciled things with Bret. Uh...families SHOULD stick together. Speaking of tag teams...my... well... I'd like to let people know right now...that I have secured a tag team for the Network!
JR: Any clue as to who?
Sarah: I can't really say. We'll find out who after the King of the Ring.
JR: Alright then.
OWEN HART AND THE BRITISH BULLDOG PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
("The Rocket"Owen Hart,and "The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith are backstage,with their nightsticks in their hands)
"The Rocket"Owen Hart:"Blackjacks,you made a big mistake attacking us on TNT,and tonight you will get your asse's whooped!Whoooo!"
The British Bulldog:(British Accent)Blackjacks,when we get done with you,you will have broken bones,all over your bodies,and we will walk out of Superstars,with a big victory!"
(They both head for ringside)