WWF Superstars, May 24, 1997

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JoBo
w/ZoBo
vs.
Blaine Parker
w/Terry Taylor

The Match:
ZoBo comes charging down the aisle and gets into the ring. He tends to JoBo... who is just now starting to come around. JoBo shakes at his head... then stands up to full height. He looks ready to go BERSERK!!! ZoBo tries to calm him down.

JR: I don't think ANYTHING is going to stop JoBo from wrestling this match!!! He may be hurt... but he wants to FIGHT!

Sarah: Who can BLAME HIM!?

Terry Taylor then escorts Blaine Parker to the ring. Parker is wearing a finely tailored business suit. As he walks, he brushes 'dirt' and 'dust' from his shoulders and looks down his nose at the fans. He cocks an eyebrow at them... then gets into the ring. He removes the jacket... but looks unsure about giving it to the ring attendant. He instead places it safely in his corner. He turns.

Terry Taylor joins the broadcast team and takes a seat. He watches Parker move around toward JoBo.

JoBo rushes at him... scoops him up... BODYSLAM!!! Parker is slammed down with such velocity... he hits KNEES FIRST!!! JoBo hooks him around the head... VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! Parker's body bounces up from the mat!!! JoBo helps him back up... ANOTHER SLAM!!!

JoBo is going NUTS!! He's hearing some cheers from the fans!! He pulls Blaine alongside him... SIDE SUPLEX!!! 436 pounds crashes down on Blaine Parker, the self-professed NEXT Million Dollar Man!!

Taylor grabs the mic from the time keepers table...

Taylor: TODD!!! Get down here!!!!!

JoBo stands over Parker... ABDOMINAL SPLASH!!! He pulls him up into the POWERBOMB position. Parker drops down to his knees.... forcing JoBo to adjust. Parker reaches up and grabs one of JoBo's meaty arms and twists it around.

Todd comes rushing down to the ring and starts maneuvering around. Parker stands up as his armwringer brings JoBo to his knees. He releases the hold... then applies a standing side headlock.

Taylor: Blaine is an investment... such scientific skill. Such business savy.

JoBo begins to power out of the headlock... so Parker adjusts... FULL NELSON!!!

JR: Anybody order a PIZZA????

A pizza man comes down the aisle. He walks toward the announcers table... PAST the announcer's table and knocks down at the apron. The apron lifts up... and an arm comes out holding a coupon.

The pizza man hands in a pizza with banana peppers on it. The arm comes back out with some money. The delivery man looks at it as if he didn't get a tip... then turns and leaves, cursing under his breath.

Jim Ross and Sarah D both look at each other with a confused look on their face.

Back in the ring... Parker maintains the Full Nelson on with precise skill. JoBo starts swinging his arms around, his hands balled into fists. He throws a left back and catches Parker on the side of the head, breaking the hold. JoBo pulls Parker in... turns him on his side... and drops his back across his knee!!! BACKBREAKER!!!

Terry Taylor jumps up from the table, holding his laptop computer. He nods to Todd. Pettingill calls for the referee... and John Pinnette turns!!! ZoBo begins to move around to complain as JoBo continues his assault on Parker.

ZoBo rounds the ring... and from underneath the ring... THE CORPORATE MACHINE!!! He leaps out and unloads an array of kicks and chops on ZoBo. He slams a hard kick up into ZoBo's face that nearly sends him over the barricade!!! The fans boo!!!

Up in the ring... Terry Taylor has climbed to the top rope. Todd has the referee. JoBo sees Taylor and throws Parker aside... then dives out of the way of a leaping Taylor. Parker comes in behind JoBo... SLEEPER HOLD!!! Taylor looks around... and sees Todd with the referee... he looks to the other side... and the Machine is going OFF on ZoBo! He slams him into the barricade... then pulls a wire out from his clothes... and wraps it around his throat!!!

Parker has JoBo caught in the sleeper.... but JoBo is powering out. Taylor pulls the laptop computer up over his head... and WHACKS IT OVER JOBO'S HEAD!!! JoBo's body goes limp. Taylor jumps out of the ring. Todd walks away from the referee. The Machine SNAP KICKS ZoBo four times in the head in rapid succession... KNOCKING HIM OUT!!! He goes back under the ring.

Parker pulls up an unconcious JoBo... and PILEDRIVES HIM!!! He hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3...!!!!!

JR: NO WAY!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!

Sarah: Blaine Parker WON!!!

JR: Hardly a FAIR win!!! The Machine... from under the ring... Todd... with the referee... and Taylor and that computer!!!

Scott Hall, dressed in a business suit... his hair in a pony tail... comes running down the aisle. He dives into the ring... and ATTACKS JOBO!!! He has a brief case with him... and he starts whacking it on JoBo's head!!

JR: Show some COMPASSION!! THE MAN IS UNCONCIOUS!!

Scott stands up... then signals...FOR THE HALL'S EDGE!!! Hall strains to lift up the big man... but... HE DOES IT!!! HALLS EDGE!!!! ZoBo starts to get up from the beating that he took. The rest of Taylor Tech watch appreciatively as Hall attacks. He yanks up JoBo.... uses all he has... to spin him around... INTO THE MIRNYY DRIVER!!!

JR: NO!!! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!!!

Hall turns and high-fives Blaine Parker. The arena is deafening with it's boos! Trash is being thrown into the ring. Taylor gets the microphone and comes up to Blaine Parker.

Terry: That skill! It's like an art form for you Blaine. How do you do it?

Blaine: By watching YOU, Terry. You're an excellent teacher!

Terry: Well sir, how do you feel when people say you're just another bum and can't be a major player?

Blaine: Only the LOWEST class of individuals say that. Ask the Harlem heat... ask the Blizzard... and now... ask JoBo. They know FIRST HAND... that I WILL be a major player! I am the NEXT Million Dollar Man!

Terry: And last... how do you feel about Taylor Tech... and your future in the WWF?

Blaine: Taylor Tech has given me the opportunity I deserve. They'll not let me down... not I them.

Terry: Okay.. well, let's go celebrate Tech Style!