GOLD DUST PRE MATCH INTERVIEW
Gold Dust is sitting in front of the camera with a cigar in her mouth. She is glaring at the Camera as if it weren't there.
Gold Dust: VVS, tonight you and I. We get in the same ring. Oh how enjoyable this is gonna be! You know, I don't think that you're that great looking. You can't hold a candle to my.....future....spouse, Roxanne. Just what is it that you think you're doing? Do you actually think Gold-Dust would find you attractive, VVS? Well let me tell you something Von Strahden, I love Roxanne.....I don't care if you two ever wrestle....."But if you hurt her..I'll kill you" Bed of roses 1996.
Gold Dust stands up from her chair.
Gold Dust: Roxanne, I'm going to gun strait for you. My love for you can wait no longer to be exposed. I want you in the ring as soon as possible. But I know that I have to work my way up the rankings......But when I do.....OOOOHHHH, will that be the best night of my life?! Oh Yes! It will!! "You always hurt the ones you love"......Some kind of wonderful 1987
Gold Dust walks out of view from the Camera
| VALETIA VON STRAHDEN from: Bucuresti, Romania 141 lbs. Ranked: #4 w/Trent Reznor |
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GOLD DUST from: Hollywood, CA 146 lbs. Ranked: - w/- |
The Match:
VALETIA VON STRAHDENThe lights go out and 'Bloodletting' by Concrete Blonde plays. 5 druids carry a coffin down to ringside. 1 of the druids reveals himself to be Trent Reznor. He opens the casket and lifts Valetia up and into the ring. Valetia takes a mic
Valetia Von Strahden: Greetings to all my Creatures of the Night!
Valetia raises her arms and the lights come back on
Valetia: So it shall happen on the next WWF Superstars show. It will be the day of reckoning for one Lady Tyr. Ms. Tyr you will know the true meaning of fear when we face each other in the ring. For when you look across that ring and see my partner you will know why I and him are Immortal. You shall know the pain and misery that one suffers when they mess with the DARKSIDE. You and Seeress shall both suffer at my and my partner's hands. No, it is naught Trent, although he would make a good partner. This is my DREAM partner Lady Tyr. And at this DARKSIDE match, where I make up the rules you shall REST...IN...PEACE.
The beginning of 'Real American' starts, then a loud BONG is heard, the music stops. VVS steps into her corner and awaits her opponent.
Vincer: A VAMPIRE?! Yes... now I recall. Care to make some sort of wager on WHO she will team with?
Heart Attack: I will! I think it will be MANKIND!
JR: Well, fromwhat I've seen and heard... it looks to me like she's mended her past with the Dream... and will team with Mankind. But that music... REAL AMERICAN? Still, Mankind is the best choice.
Vincer: So certain are you? I say it is not... and I don't even know WHO the Dream is. And what is riding on this bet, Mr. Ross and Heart Attack?
JR: Huh? I didn't BET! I'm just making an observation!
Heart Attack: Whoever loses, has to get food for all of us next week!
Vincer: The bet is on!
Vincer smiles at Heart Attack, then shrugs innocently.
Gold-Dust's music begins to play. She hears some good cheers from the fans who don't like VVS. She comes down to the ring with a gold robe on and her normal golden jumpsuit. She is also wearing golden sunglasses. She gleams out at the fans as she gets into the ring. She removes her robe and readies for the match. VVS does not seem intimidated by Gold-Dust's actions.
The bell sounds...
