RESULTS: Monday Night Raw May 28, 1997

MAIN EVENT
Terry Taylor
w/Todd and the Giant
vs.
Flash Funk
w/Slick, Sarah D and Sid

The Match:
Terry comes down to the ring with the giant watching his back he smiles and says" And they wonder why i dont worry"the i owe my soul to the company store" song blares as taylor plays up to the fans he lets the giant carry all the belts. He enters the ring. Todd takes a seat at the announcers table. The giant rips off his suit and taylor strecthes out..

The lights dim down and begin flashing along with the music as Flash Funk, The Funkettes, and Slick dance their way down the aisle. They are joined by Sarah D. from the announcer's table, who stares coldly at Todd... and then Sid comes down and stands with Sarah. Flash slaps hands with the fans as he makes his way to ringside, where he flips up over the top rope and continues with his dancing.

Double J: Look at Flash Funk! He's dancing like he's got some kind of rash! Who's this guy trying to be, anyway? Shaft?

Todd: He'll look even funnier when he dances after Taylor gets through with him. And Sid better now try anything either! The Giant is keeping a close eye on everything!

Flash removes his hat and coat and hands them to the Funkettes, as he talks some last minute strategy with Slick. Slick pats him on the shoulder then leaves.

Terry moves in quickly at Flash... who spins around and leaps up... and zips a kick into Taylor's face! Then again... and again!!!

JR: He's playing SOCCER with his head!!!

Taylor ducks a kick... goes behind Flash and yanks on a chicken wing. Flash tries to spin out... but finds himself FACING Taylor. Terry adjusts and goes to a front facelock, while holding the arm. He pulls Flash up and SLAMS him down onto his back.

Terry drops down and wraps on a leglock. The Slickster cheers on Flash... then... IS ATTACKED FROM BEHIND!! The Corporate Machine dives over the railing and THRUSTS SLICK IN THE HEAD FROM BEHIND!!! Slick's hat goes flying and his glasses get knocked aside!!!

Taylor keeps the leg hold on and starts slapping Flash in the back of the head, angering him... but holding him down fast.

At ringside, the Machine continues to batter Slick down! The Slickster swings his cane at the Corporate Machine... but has it knocked out of his hands. Another CHOP to the top of the head.

Another figure comes from the crowd.... IT'S THE BODYGUARD! He runs at the Machine... but 'Corporate' ducks under his attack... and the Bodyguard finds him IN FRONT OF THE GIANT! The Giant glares down at the Bodyguard... snatches him up around the neck..... CHOKE SLAM!!!

The Corporate Machine throw another chop at Slick... but the Doctor of Style ducks under it..... and brings up a swift KICK into the Machine's face... knocking him back!!! Slick's shoe goes flying!!! Slick spins around on his heels, like a dance step, showing off.... then he RUNS LIKE THE DEVIL WAS CHASING HIM AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!

The Machine, seeing Slick go toward the Network... jumps the railing and loses himself in the crowd. The Giant pushes the Bodyguard out of ringside and stands over near Todd again.

Todd: I don't know who that masked idiot thinks he is! But he got what was coming to him. Well... he hasn't gotten EVERYTHING coming to him. HE'S NEXT!!! Wait and see!

JR: I don't like the sound of THAT!

The match continues up in the ring. Flash has taken control and is hitting a high-flying daredevil type of match...!!! He hits a spinning leg drop from the ropes onto Taylor..then pulls him up..... BACKSLIDE!!! The ref dives down as Taylor's legs kick around... 1... 2.... TAYLOR IS OUT!

Flash kips up to his feet.... RUNNING ELBOW DROP!!!! Flash kips up again... does a little dance.....and heads to the corner.

JR: He's going UP!

Todd: He's going DOWN! Big mistake here!

Double J: He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but the Slickster... FLASH! Ha Ha Ha! I'm sorry! I'll be quiet now!

Flash showboats as he gets to the top rope. Taylor begins to stir down on the mat. Flash leaps....