RESULTS: Monday Night Raw May 28, 1997
Ax: That is enough of that, sit down little man. (He glares at Finkle) Harts, I am so sorry for you that you are injured. What is the matter >cannot take a few lumps, I should cry too, I dented my aluminium bat on >that moron, the Anvil's head, I had to move to his knee to effect the idiot.
Smash: But NOW, Money INC! You have gained the belts, through a great ploy. So, are you going to honor the deal the Harts made to wrestle us for the championship?
Ax: Pay no attention to The Rocket and Bulldog, we destroyed them, and will do so again they do not deserve the titles. The Blackjacks have only won a few matches on their own, they need the help of their friends to get anything done. WE had the Road Warriors running scared, WE have the Harts right where we want them WE deserve our shot. If you say we must beat the Harts at the King of the Ring fine, if you want us to Demolish anyone else fine, just give us our shot.
Smash: So far we have been nice, and have drawn very little blood from our oponents. But if we are screwed with everyone better go into hiding. And we mean everyone. You will see what happens if you cross us at the King of the Ring. Hart Foundation you had better run and hide, because you will BE
Both: DEMOLISHED!!!
They both then stalk out of the ring and up the aisle, the fog cloud whips around their feet and follows them. Jim Cornette has a smile on his face and he leads his team back to the dressing room area.
JR: Hart Foundation and Demolition.... at the King of the Ring! Also... Roxanne and Womankind... PERHAPS! Let's hear now from Roxanne... and then Womankind!
ROXANNE
The camera pans across a state of the art gym in Miami, Florida. The Miami Beach can be seen through the large glass windows in the back. Paulina Power is shown, bench pressing an enourmous weight. Madelynne Vay is on the stair climber, working hard.
The camera continues to pan until is stops on Roxanne, who sets down some free weights and wipes her brow.
Roxanne: There's a LOT of things to talk about! Number one on the agenda...is Venus Victrix! VENUS... for a rookie, you certainly have some impressive moves. I've had easier times with more experienced wrestlers. With a few more matches under you, you'll have a title very soon.
Roxanne spreads her arms around to show off the gym.
Roxanne: And the invitation is there.... if you want to hone your skills in my Gym, feel free. I'd be honored.
Roxanne: Now... on to other things. Corey Major. I'm going to stay brief on this one. What's going on with he and Wild Chylde... and the old man.... is between THEM. But I do want to say... Corey... don't back down! You've worked hard to get where you're at... and you know what I mean. Don't let this wrinkled miser push you around.
Roxanne begins to walk through the gym. She offers some instructions to a young man, who's working on a weight machine, then turns back to the camera.
Roxanne: NEXT! Gold-Dust! Dust... I think I can see where this is going. And it's going NO FURTHER! Three words for you...'Hollywood'.... CEASE... AND DESIST!!! Got it? GOOD!
Roxanne: NEXT! Bret Hart... against Stone Cold on Superstars Revenge. The Hitman has asked me to second him in this match... so Sabrina, if you need your memory jogged... there's TWO ways to do it! FIRST... the easy way. Pop in Coliseum Home Video's WrestleMania IV tape. The SECOND way to jog your memory is for me to knock some sense into you. This match is between Bret and Austin.... and I'm going to do my BEST to keep it that way.
Roxanne: And finally.... Womankind! What's the matter, Missy? Master got your tongue? The challenge is on the table...the contract is taking up desk space in Titan Tower. STRETCHER MATCH at the King of the Ring. Womankind... accept... and you WILL BE CROWNED!!! You've angered the Rock-a-holics... and when you do that.... YOU RAISE MY IRE! Let's hear it! You say no one is accepting YOUR challenges.... ACCEPT MINE!!! AND THEN... I'LL ROCK THE SEWERS DOWN TO THEIR FOUNDATION!!!!
WOMANKIND
(WoMaNkInD is seen in the sewers)
WoMaNkInD: ...like, Roxanne...you want a stretcher match...FINE!! As long as I get to drag your carcass accross the ring...and SAVE THE FANS OF THE WWF...and after this match...I will, like, be the one...the chosen one...and I would have SAVED the WWF from the demons...have a nice day...