WWF Superstars, May 31, 1997WWF Superstars, May 31, 1997DOK HENDRIKS
Dok: Thanks JR! And Smilin' Dok DOES have some BIG news concerning the Four Sided Match that will be taking place this coming Monday Night on RAW!
Dok: We just heard from Psycho Sid... asking for Piper to put him in the match. Wellll..... there IS good news for him! Psycho Sid HAS been entered into the match. President Piper took the top four ranked wrestlers that are NOT involved in King of the Ring matches, tournament or otherwise, and plugged them into this match. The winner receives a shot at Vader's World Title at the King of the Ring!
Dok: Here are the participants.... Psycho Sid... the former World Champion! The Ultimate Warrior, the current I/C champion! Badd Boy Derrick Stardom, a former I/C champion. And suprise, suprise... Brian F'N Pillman.
The camera starts to pull back from Dok, showing the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom with a wild look in his eyes.
Dok: I'm going to try this again... but I'm going to be a little more careful this time. Badd Boy, I apologize for earlier on when.....
A voice is heard off camera... getting closer, quickly.
Pillman: Who the hell CARES about Derrick Stardom! He's just NEXT in a long line of affairs that Heart Attack has been taking on!! Hahaha!!!
Brian Pillman steps up into camera view. Stardom moves toward him... but Dok gets in between them.
Dok: GENTLEMEN... PLEASE!! There'll be plenty of time for this on Raw! You're BOTH in that match!
Stardom: PILLMAN! You son of a BITCH! You'll be SWALLOWING that cam-corder soon... giving us ALL a look at your pitch BLACK HEART!!!
Pillman: Did you say HEART! hahaha!!! I see YOUR HEART! It's running around on DATES with OTHER MEN!!!
Stardom knocks Dok out of the way and leaps at Pillman, knocking him down! Stardom starts pounding Pillman's head back into the cold floor!
Dok: GET SOME HELP!!!
Pillman rolls Stardom off and then HE gets on top, punching Stardom in the face. They bash each other.... Stardom headbutts Pillman, then flips him off with a monkey flip. Stardom kips up to his feet. Pillman jumps at him and bodyblocks him into the wall. Stardom yells in pain, but holds onto Pillman... and POWERSLAMS him down on the floor. They battle up the hallway, and out of the camera's view, but the sounds of struggle can still be heard.
Dok: WE HAVE GOT A FIGHT ON OUR HANDS HERE! The Four Sided Match this coming Raw.... they'll go at it AGAIN! Toss in Sid. Then toss in the Warrior, who doesn't like Pillman EITHER... and this is going to be a WAR! I've heard that somewhere else... but this Monday Night.... RAW... IS WAR!!
Sabrina Savage then comes rushing by, past Dok! She's screaming up the hall.
Sabrina: BRIAN STOP IT!! PILLMAN!!!!!!
Dok: Phew! This is CRAZY! Let's go now to Jesse the Body!
JESSE VENTURA REPORTING....
Jesse Ventura stands in front of the camera.
Jesse: "We are in the waiting room of the hospital where the Road Warriors are staying. I am going to attempt to get an interview with their doctor."
The camera follows Jesse down a a hospital hallway. Double doors lie ahead with sign saying "Intensive Care" overhead. The camera goes through the double doors and down another hallway. It stops at a door.
Jesse: "This is where they are supposed to be."
He opens the door. Hawk and Animal are laying on beds. There a three large complicated machines beside Animal. Animal Has tubes going down his mouth and nose. Their are a few IV in his arm. Hawk is beside him. While Hawk has nothing in his mouth, there are a few IV's in his arm. Both Road Warriors looks somewhat strange without their normal painted faces.
There is a man with short blonde hair wearing a doctor's smock holding a clip board leaning over Animal.
Jesse: "Excuse me, sir... Are you the Road Warriors' doctor?"
Man: "The Road Warriors? Oh... (He looks at the clip board) Hawk and Animal, I believe they are called... Yes, I am their doctor. Doctor Jeremy Mesmer."
Jesse: "How are they? Will they be alright?"
Dr. Mesmer: "That is difficult to say. Animal's injuries were far more dangerous than they first appeared to be. He will be going into surgery soon. He has a punctured lung, it is quite serious. He has yet to regain conciousness."
Jesse: "What are his chances?"
Dr. Mesmer: "Animal was in great shape, so his chances are fairly good. But the surgery is serious, and difficult, one."
Jesse: "What about Hawk?"
Dr. Mesmer: "His case is less serious. He won't require surgery. His most serious injury would be a concussion, but we expect that heal in time. The only thing that worries me is that he seems unable to remain concious for long periods of time. At times he wakes mumbles a few phrases then passes out again. The effects of the concussion are lasting a bit too long, but everything is well within expected parameters."
Jesse: "What does he say when he does wake up?"
Dr. Mesmer: "He talk about something called the Horses or the Horsemen. Whoever they are... But he seems quite worked up about them... Talks about getting revenge..."
Jesse: "Thank-You for your time, Dr. Mesmer."
Dr. Mesmer: "Wait a moment, please. I believe that these two are rather famous in their own right. Now as you know, a large part of physical well-being is mental well-being. What I am trying to say is that it is important for their fans to write get well letters. It may sound cliche, but it helps to know that they there are people pulling for them."
Jesse: "Even though the Road Warriors have been acting strange as of late, I'm sure they still have some fans out there. Thank you again, I'll be back soon for another report."