WWF Superstars, May 31, 1997WWF Superstars, May 31, 1997Lady Tyr comes down to the ring, in a foul mood. She does slap hands, however. The Highlander theme blasts on the PA and Tyr gives Valetia a VERY nasty look. Valetia shoots back by bearing her fans. Seeress is no where to be seen. Tyr grabs the mic from the announcer.
Tyr: You know what, Strahden? This is a bunch of bull! I NEVER ACCEPTED THE CHALLENGE, BUT THE FED HEADS SIGN IT UP ANYWAY! I gave Seeress the night off so she wouldn't get mixed into this. So here's what I'm going to do.... since I would rather get my ass whipped than join up with former Rebirth scuzzbuckets. I'm going to face you ALONE!
BONG!
Tyr looks around as the lights begin to flicker. Everyone else does likewise.
BONG!
Undertaker: Valetia... this act is unexcusable... although the darkside does not flow within her soul, she is an ally... and a friend. I am ready now... to fight for the cause of keeping her with us. This is sooner than I had anticipated... but I must fight for what I believe in... and that is that Tyr is worthy of the Darkside. Gave now... at the REBIRTH of the Undertaker!
The bells toll once more and then play his funeral march. A fog begins to rise around the ring and down the aisle. A BOLT OF LIGHTNING crashes down in the middle of the ring, causing everyone to move back to the ropes as the roll of thunder follows. Then, from the rafters a spotlight catches a glimpse of the phantom, LEVITATING down as smoke begins to rise from where the lightning hit the ring. The phantom touches down as the smoke rises and no one can see where the phantom is. The smoke clears... and the Undertaker is seen facing Tyr who is near hysterics at the sight of her beloved.
The Undertakers clothes are different. He is wearing all black with some silver. His clothes resemble that of a military general. His coat is long sleeved with silver linings. He wears black fingerless gloves and black, knee-high boots.
Paul Bearer comes down the aisle, happy that his Undertaker has returned. The Undertaker then raises his arms and the lights slowly return. Paul enters the ring as the Undertaker takes off his coat to reveal an all black soft leather jumpsuit with fancy silver patterns outlining the neckline. He wears a belt with a silver skull buckle and his pants have a silver pattern going down the sides. Paul Bearer takes the Undertaker's coat.
Tyr rushes up to the Undertkaer, but meets Paul Bearer giving her a big look of scorn.
Paul: You are not worthy to lace his boots, pitiful woman! Ohhhh YES!
Tyr: And why is that, Dough Boy?
Paul: Only Creatures are worthy, you winsome mortal witch!
Undertaker: PAUL! I will have no more of this.
Paul: Why, Undertaker? Why soil your hands on mortal filth like her?
Tyr: You've been talking to Strahden, haven't you?
Valetia bears her fangs again, a trickle of blood finding it's way down her face from the Dream's assault.
The Undertaker gets very cross with Paul.
Undertaker: She is mine to deal with... I will not let her down. Mortal or creature... she is mine, understand?
Paul looks distained as he exits the ring with the Undertaker's coat. The Undertaker and Tyr gaze at each other for a moment.
Undertaker: Let us prove your worth to her.
Tyr:.....
Tyr gets closer to the Undertaker and wraps her arms around him. You can see Strahden's face burn with anger.
Tyr: Never do that again.... please?
Undertaker: I shall do my best... but this body grows more weary with every passing battle. The spirit may have to be passed on if it can take no more punishment.
Tyr just looks into the Undertaker's eyes, sick with love. The Undertaker looks at VVS.
Undertaker: The fight, Tyr...
Tyr: Huh?
Undertaker: The match...
Tyr: Can't she wait for five more minutes?
Undertaker: I doubt it.
Tyr: Oh, very well...
The Undertaker steps back... and Tyr steps up. Valetia begins to move in.
JR: We're about to begin.... THE DARKSIDE MATCH!!!
Sarah: Lady Tyr is feeling some bad reviews by not being a creature!
JR: But the Dream has offered her the chance to BE a Creature!
The bell sounds...