WWF Superstars, May 31, 1997WWF Superstars, May 31, 1997PHOENIX AND RUBICAN
Phoenix walks to the ring with Rubican at his side.
Phoenix: Greetings, everyone...I have come here to introduce the most loyal of my Rebirth. Although we are weakened by fate...we shall rise again. Without further ado...here are the Five Keepers of the Flame!
Crowd boos
Phoenix: Permit me, first to introduce to you the most cunning of the five. The mystic siren, Kaisos!
A woman with long blonde hair and a sexy, purple and red jumpsuit comes down the aisle. She has sheathed daggers at her sides. Her boots come up to her thighs and her gloves up to her elbows. She enters the ring with an evil grin on her face. She's about 5'10"
Kaisos: Dance with the flames...come forth to feel our wrath!
Phoenix: Next, we have a pair of twins. Like night and day, yet they fight in such harmony. Here is Dusk and Dawn...
A man and a woman come down the aisle. The girl has lighter, orange hair while the guy has deep, blood-like hair. Both are about 6'0". The girl has a sky blue and golden top suit while the guy has a black and gold suit.
Dusk: We are here, sir.
Dawn: And we shall fight to the death!
Phoenix: Now comes my spy. My master assasin, Typhoid.
A slim man dressed in green and gold comes down the aisle. His hair is long and...green. His eyes are green and his skin is pale. An epee and a whip are seen at his sides. He wears a gold shirt with a green windbreaker and gold pants with knee high green boots. He wears green fingerless gloves. He stands at about 6'4"
Typhoid: I am at your service, sir. The Rebirth shall not fall...
Phoenix: Last, but not least...my prime, the conquerer... Liberation!
A HUGE man with long white hair comes down in gold plated armor comes down the aisle. He carries with him a BIG fancy axe on his back. He wears matching boots and gauntlets. And he wears...THE GODDESS CIRCULET!!!! He stands at about 6'11"
Liberation: Greetings to all! But I would adore a word with the very lovely Lady Tyr.
Crowd cheers!
Liberation: Tyr, I have conquered many men and some women...none of which I may call strong...but you...I challenge you to a duel. If I win...you are mine and I may conquer you to my hearts desire.
Phoenix: Yes...yes. I am afraid I have grown weary of her useless bantering...Liberation will have her under his heel and we shall be without any major threats. We shall rule again!
Typhoid: Hail, Lord Phoenix!!!
All the guards bow to Phoenix and they exit together.
JR: Well... there you have it! The Rebirth bodyguards.
Heart Attack: Phoenix looks well protected!
JR: You can say that again! I just hope they don't get involved anywhere... or President Piper could get VERY angry again!
NEW WRESTLER PROMO
Camera fades into a bed room that is red with pink drapes hanging over a window that has the sun brightly showing through. As the camera pans around we see a heart shaped bed with white satan sheet with red silk pillow covers. On the bed is a beautiful blonde woman with blue eyes, who looks to be in very good shape. She wears a red silk nighty red highheels. Her rosy red lips smile as she notices the camera and with her finger motions them closer until her head is shown in a close up. Slowly in a soft sexy voice she speaks....
Women of the WWF lock up your men because soon the sex symbol of the 90's, the most beautiful woman in the world, "Sex Symbol" River Wyldwill make her debut in your wonderful federation. I am looking for a few good (smiles lustfully) men to make my stay there o' so enjoyable. (camera pulls back as we see her holding a single red rose) Now that you have seen my beauty I am sure you will agree that anything I want, I will get because I wish it. Maybe I want Shawn Micheals to be my boy toy or maybe "Badd Boy" Derrick Stardom, oh and Derrick maybe sometime you can show me how "BAD" you really be (another lustful smile comes across her face). Maybe I want a more powerful many like that hunky Diesel or that manly Vader or maybe that Mr. Perfect. So Mr. Perfect, are you "perfect" in everyway? (gives a sexy wink). I guess no man will be safe once I arrive. One thing is for sure. No matter what man I take or how many of them, the one thing I will have iis the WWF Woman's Championship around my waist and that's because I wish it. (smiles seductivly as the camera fades out)
MR. SCOTT HALL
(Mr.Scott Hall is in his locker room,and he is wearing his business suit,hair in a ponytail,his face clean shaven,good shoes,and sunglasses.Scott has his briefcase with him,a toothpick in his mouth,and one behind his ear)
Mr.Scott Hall:"Diesel,chico,I told you I would whoop your ass,and I whooped your ass,punk!"Badd Boy"Derrick Stardom,you want me in a match chico,well then let's rock,I'll fight you,and this time chico,you'll get the beating you deserve,chump!Derrick Stardom,when I get done with you,you will never wrestle in The WWF,ever again,chico!Jobo,I'm only now 15 days away,from kicking your ass in The King of the Ring,and then going all the way to become The 1997 King of the Ring,and New WWF World TV Champion,mang!I'M GONNA CARVE YOU UP!"(As Scott says that he does The Carve You Up Sign with his toothpick)(Mr.Hall throws his toothpick at the camera)
(The screen fades to black)