GUILLOTINE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! HAWK FROM THE FRONT, ANIMAL FROM THE BACK!!! Animal whips Windham to the corner... and dives in at him.... Windham leaps aside!!!
At ringside, Bradshaw gets up from the wooden table, shaking his head. Windham, meanwhile, tries to grapple with Animal. He hooks on an armlock... drops down... and FLIPS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AT BRADSHAW'S FEET!!!
Hawk rushes in at Windham... and throws HIM through the ropes!!! Windham follows him out.
JR: LORD! They'll KILL each other out there!!!
Bradshaw starts clobbering Hawk and Animal, trading punches between the two. Windham joins in... grabbing a chair... and slamming it onto Hawk's head with a sickening CLANG!
Bradshaw flips up the ring apron... reaches in... and pulls out a 2 x 4!!! He swings it around... and swings it at Animal... who CATCHES IT!! Animal boots him in the gut... then axehandles him on the head!!! Bradshaw drops to his knees.
Windham keeps flailing Hawk with the chair, busting him open bad around the ear. Animal reaches under the ring... and brings up an IRON NIGHTSTICK.... WITH BARBEDWIRE!!!
JR: OH NO!!! They must've stashed them under the ring!
Ahmed: It's turnin' into a STREET FIGHT NOW!!!
Animal CLOCKS Bradshaw with it, nearly knocking him OUT! He runs around the ringside, reaching Windham, who is still whacking Hawk! Windham never saw it coming... SLAM!!! Animal nails him from behind with the night stick!!! Hawk is helped up to his feet. He stumbles around, shaking his head.
Animal goes under the ring... and brings up a SECOND nightstick with barbed wire! He hands it to Hawk... and the LOD goes to WORK! Animal pulls Windham up by the throat with the nightstick! Windham kicks his legs... but can't escape!
On the other side of the ring, Bradshaw gets up, finding the 2 x 4... he begins to rush in! The LOD pull up their nightsticks.... and GUILLOTINE Windham with them!!! HE DROPS HARD!!! The FANS ARE BALLISTIC!!
Animal turns around... sees Bradshaw... and DIVES INTO HIM WITH A SHOULDERBLOCK!! Hawk rushes in over Justin and swings his nightstick... Justin rolls aside... and throws up the 2 x 4, nailing Animal below the belt! He doubles over!
Bradshaw swings again... WHACKING HAWK WITH THE WOOD! Windham is shown, trying to get up on his side of the ring.
JR: I don't even know how to CALL this!
Brutus, the Warrior, THP and the Hart Foundation form a wall of resistance between the ring, cutting off the Enforcers and Woman. The action continues...
Bradshaw pulls the 2 x 4 up into Animal's wind pipe, choking him out. Hawk rushes back in... and ducks under Bradshaw's swing. He grabs the board... and whips Bradshaw into the steel barricade. Fans dive out of the way!!
Hawk yanks the 2 x 4 away from Justin and lets him flounder around on the ground. Hawk helps up Animal... and they take their positions... one on either side of Justin... Hawk with the board.
They rush in and hit their double clothesline... the GUILLOTINE!!! Bradshaw drops to his knees and the LOD look around at the fans!!! THE PLACE IS CHANTING... LOD! LOD! LOD!! LOD!!!!!
Windham manages to get to his feet, draping himself over the barricade. Animal turns around and readies a Piledriver on Justin... but JHB KNEE CLIPS ANIMAL DOWN!!!
Hawk stomps Justin in the back, driving him face first into the ringpost!! Animal pulls himself up, holding his leg.... and shaking the pain off. Justin lies on the ground... UNCONCIOUS!!! The Road Warriors turn their attention toward the injured Windham!
The bloodied Hawk climbs up to the TOP ROPE!!! He wipes away the crimson from his face. Animal hooks Windham... and tries to lift him... he can't! He tries again... and PUTS HIM UP IN A TORTURE RACK!!!
Hawk leaps, feet first... CATCHING WINDHAM IN THE FACE.... ANIMAL FALLS BACK AND LET'S HAWK STOMP HIS HEAD INTO THE MATS!!!
JR: 911... CALL 911.... !!!! MY GOD!!!
Sarah: I've NEVER seen THAT!!!
Ahmed: AWESOME!! SIMPLY AWESOME!!
The Road Warriors roll both the Blackjacks into the ring and follow them in. They get behind them, pulling their nightsticks up under their necks. The Blackjacks drop down, unconcious! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!! The fans GO NUTS!!!
Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen... your winners... the LEGION OF DOOM, THE ROAD WARRIORS!!
But Hawk and Animal keep their nightsticks over the Blackjacks necks, yelling out for Shadow!!! The Enforcers try to hit the ring to help... but the Mega Powers stop them. Justin and Barry are bleeding from the necks...
Sarah: They want Shadow! She was kidnapped at Qualify 97!
The referee holds the mic down to Barry Windham...
Windham: Shadow.... (strains to speak)... is safe ... sound.... at our ranch in texas.... Uncle Buck... is takin' good care... of her.... you won't get her back until we win... the tag... titles....
The Road Warriors angrily slam the Blackjacks down and storm off as Iron Man plays over the P/A.
JR: THEY CAN'T DO THAT... CAN THEY?????
The Enforcers are finally let to the ring, where they help out Bradshaw and Windham. Medical personel come down the aisle and help them out, and the Enforcers go with them.