BARBER-SHOP
Brutus Beefcake is standing in the ring, where a barber-shop set has been placed.
Brutus: Hello everyone, and welcome to the BarberShop! Tonight I have a very special guest. He's a fellow member of the MegaPowers, He's a good friend of mine, He is THE HUMAN PHENOMENON!!
THP walks down to the set wearing his usual red, white, and blue wrestling attire and red white and blue face paint, like the American flag, and a leather, navy blue trench coat. He slaps some hands and takes a photo of a woman for her. He steps over the top rope and grabs the seat next to Brutus and clips on a mic
Brutus: Hello THP. I'm glad I could have you on, but lets get down to business. You have been a close friend of mine for quite some time, now it seems that you and Bobby have been comin' out often and scouting the Matches. Just exactly what do you plan for the WWF?
THP: Brut, bud, my plan is simple. To regain some dignity and respect from the other wrestlers in the WWF. When I entered the WWF, there was ALOT of hoopla surrounding me. I was going to be great...AND I GOT BEAT BY THE CRIMSON ASSASIN! Match after match, I lost more and more respect. I'm going to start all over to try to regain some of that respect that I received in the beginning.
Brutus: THP, we know that as of right now, you are not ranked. But, if you were in the future, what title would you like to go for? Would you ever consider going for the Tag Titles? And If so, who would you like to have as your partner?
THP: Well Brutus, if I were to become ranked one day, I would take it one step at a time, that's what Bobby's been teaching me. Just take it one step at a time so I would probably go for the I/C and then work my way up. Tag Titles? I don't know, there's alot of competition out there but if I had to choose, I'd like to wrestle with the Warrior seeing as how he already has alot of tag team experience.
Brutus: If theres one person that you admire in the WWF, who would that wrestler be?
THP: Brut, I have to admire probably Jim Neidhart or Big Daddy Cool. Jim's been through hell and back with the garbage Brian Pillman and he still manages to go out there, have fun, and give the fans something to watch. Diesel has worked hard. I remember back when he brought in the Sensei, people, including me, blew him off and thought that there was to great of competiton for the World's Title and that he wouldn't make it. He persevered.
Brutus:What was your toughest match??
THP: Toughest match, probably against the Blizzard Adrien Blades. Strong, STRONG man. Very skilled wrestler as well. I couldn't believe I could hold on and get the DQ. A win's a win when it's against the someone the caliber of Adrien Blades.
Brutus: How do you feel about Sid winning the World title belt away from Diesel? If you were given the Chance, do you think that you could stand up to the Caliber of these 2 wrestlers???
THP: Brutus, I'm proud for Sid. He's shown alot of guts these past few months and fought hard through all that has confronted him. I applaud his effort AND both he and Diesel's ability to shake hands after wards. That's hard to do when you lose a BIG match like that one. As far as one day being in the same caliber? Well, yes, like I've said, my motto is one step at a time. If I can work up to that level then yes, I do believe I can not only hang with them but beat them as well.
Brutus: Well, THP it's been fun! Thanks for comin on!
THP: Yo man, no problem. Thanks for having me.
Brutus: Tune in next week for the BarberShop! You never know what's gonna happen!
JR: What a great young kid! He may be a late bloomer here in this sport... but he's a proven success overseas in the martial arts scene. Before long, he'll be a big name here in the U.S!
Sarah: Well, it's almost time for the NO DISQUALIFICATION match!!! Road Warriors against the Blackjacks!
JR: I wonder if they'll bring Shadow down?
