Fox Presents:
Live from El Torito Ballroom in San Antonio,
Texas
June 10, 1997
A loud cheer goes up behind the TNT logo. Then... FIREWORKS!! TNT is on the AIR!!! Fans are screaming and going NUTS!!! A big sign, shaped like the WWF crown is shown! Another sign has a red slash across Ted DiBiase's face.
More signs are shown: NITRO SUX! Ultimate Warrior Fan Club! JoBo is my Boy Toy! Booker T is the MAN!
Jim Ross is down at the table... along with... BRIAN PILLMAN!!!
JR: WELCOME TO TNT! We're in the beautiful El Torito BALLROOM in San Antonio, Texas! I'm Jim Ross along with... perhaps the NEXT World Champin, Brian Pillman!
Brian: You should feel HONORED!
JR: You're right.. I guess I SHOULD. (doesn't)
Brian: y'know, I"ve taken some time off ... and I see NOTHING'S changed! This has to be one of the WORST cards I've EVER seen put together by President Piper!
JR: Now you ALWAYS say that!
Brian: What's that say about PIPER!?
JR: What about the MAIN EVENT!? Don't you think Shawn Michael's HOMETOWN FANS want to see him in action!?
Brian: NO... what they want to see... is PSYCHO SID SNAP! It may happen here tonight! I've predicted it... and it MAY happen... right here tonight! Sid HATES Shawn.
JR: So YOU say. Also tonight... Starr Blaze against Lady Tyr.
Brian: Tyr's broadsword is NO match for Starr's lightsabers.
JR: Brian, they're NOT lightsabers.
Brian: Well her FUTURISTIC FLASH LIGHTS, then!
JR: It'll be a FEMALE version of David and Goliath! The speed of Starr Blaze against the size of Lady Tyr!
Brian: Which will BOTH be against my STAMINA! I may nod off during THAT one!
JR: And our opening contest, the HUNGRY Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith against Fatu & Savio Vega!
Brian: HUNGRY!? Maybe Fatu will bring him some of that SAMOAN food! Or a sampling of Savio Vega's home cooking! That stuff PEELS PAINT!
JR: No.. they're hungry for a TITLE SHOT! I for one, think they DESERVE one!
Brian: Owen Hart deserves only a NEW family! And the Bulldog deserves NOTHING! But the human race deserves that he be SPAYED AND NEUTERED!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
JR: Alright Brian... THAT'S ENOUGH!
Brian stands up, throwing his papers down.
Brian: Your DAMN RIGHT it is! Ross... the show is YOURS! I refuse to commentate on these matches. I don't like ANY of these morons. And I can't STAND your MORNING BREATH!
JR: Brian...it's the EVENING!
Brian: SEE WHAT I MEAN? PHEW!
Pillman throws down his head-set and walks out.
JR: Well, there he goes. Him leaving should help our ratings a bit. Folks, I apologize for Brian's actions. Let's head up to the ring for something from Sarah D.
