STARR BLAZE |
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LADY TYR |
The Match:
Several audience members, especially kids, are shown dressed up in Space Ranger regalia and sporting toy laser batons... they wave wildly and grin as the camera pans past them.The countdown, as lights swirl throughout the arena. "5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."... the rocket takeoff SHAKES the building and smoke billows out of - ALL the entryways leading to ringside!!! Everyone looks around, trying to find where the Space Ranger is going to make her appearance...
Suddenly a CHEER goes up from one of the side aisles!!! The camera finds Blaze, slapping hands with the fans as she jogs to the ring and quickly rolls in under the ropes. She acknowledges the fans with a raised fist.
That's when the attack comes! THE CORPORATE MACHINE!! He slides in behind Blaze... and NAILS her with a kick! She is knocked clear across the ring as the foot lands in the back of her head! The Machine grabs Blaze and pulls her toward the ropes. He takes her head between the ropes, then FLIPS HER OVER.. HANGING HER!!!
JR: MY GOD!! GET SOME HELP UP THERE!!
Sting bursts through the curtains, rushing down the aisle!! Starr is CAUGHT in the ropes, gagging! The Machine unloads kicks into her head as she hangs... her face turning blue!
Sting hits ringside....AND IS PLASTERED!! Someone from the STANDS! THE GIANT!!!
JR: IT WAS A TRAP!! THE GIANT WAS WAITING FOR HIM!!
The Giant starts laying into Sting as the Machine continues to kick the choking Blaze in the ring! The Giant knocks Sting down to the mat and pounds himw ith his big fists!
Rick Rude then charges down the aisle! He comes up behind the Giant, who is bent over axehandling Sting in the back! Rude moves in....
The Machine is bloodying Blaze!!! She can't get out of the ROPES!
Rude gets behind the Giant... hooks his head... RUDE AWAKENING!!! HE HITS IT!!! THE FANS POP!!!!
JR: HE DID IT!!! THE RUDE AWAKENING!!!!
The Machine dives out of the ring... but not at Rude.He helps up the Giant. Todd is at the top of the aisle, motioning for them to retreat... and they do.
Rick Rude helps up Sting, who seems hurt. Starr finally frees herself from the ropes. She moves to the corner and leans there, catching her breath. Rick Rude helps Sting to the back.
JR: Thank gosh Rude was on hand! That could have been UGLY! He saved the day.... doing his job as a BODYGUARD! Sting looks like he'll be alright... BUT WHAT ABOUT BLAZE?
The lights turn a gold coloar as a new song plays on the PA... Princes of the Universe by Queen plays as the crowd goes wild! Tyr strides down the ring rather cocky while Seeress brings up the rear with the Cherry Cider. Tyr wears her golden battle armor with her broadsword strapped to her back. She takes off the armor to reveal a golden jumpsuit. She takes off her broadsword and puts it on the side. Tyr takes the cider flask and does her trademark chugging in 3.6 seconds! The crowd goes WILD!
JR: I think I'D like to try that sometime!
BONG!
The lights flicker and go out as THE CROWD GOES BANANAS!
When the lights return the Undertaker is seen, standing guard where the aisle meets the ringside area.
JR: Well, that should end the funny business as Blaze said in her pre-match. Let's HOPE!
Starr Blaze slowly walks up to stand right in front of Tyr. Blaze puts her hands on her hips and looks down at Tyr's toes... then up... and up... and UP at the giantess! She looks up into Tyr's eyes without fear, giving a toss of her head and a raised eyebrow of defiance. She points at Tyr and then herself, talking away... then backs up to strip off her jacket and baton harness and hand them to ringside, preparing to fight...
JR: Gotta give her credit... she's not going to back down!
The bell sounds....
