STEVIE RAY
Stevie: Man, Sting... SUCKA... you think I'm sweatin' makin' Rick Rude mad? That dumbass didn't do NUTHIN' for th' EMPIRE! He rode Harlem Heat's coat-tails, just as that fool BOOKER was ridin' MINE!
Stevie picks up his baseball bat and props it on his shoulder.
Stevie: I'm telling you... Ultimate Gorilla BUTT kisser, STING SUCKA... I'm the KING... of the HOOD... an' I'ma gonna show you that at King of th' RING!
Voice: WHAT'S YO PROBLEM MAN?
Booker comes on to the screen. Stevie holds up his bat, keeping Booker back.
Stevie: You ain't had ENOUGH? Sucka, step yo DUMPED behind right on offa this set, befo' I step if off for YA.
Booker: I'm tellin' yo dis RIGHT NOW! I ain't gonna let you DO THIS!
Stevie: Y'all can say dat... but it don't matter! I don't need yo PERMISSION to do this!
Booker wants to move in... but the Doctor of Style Slick comes out and puts his hands up on Booker's shoulders and backs him out.
Booker: Stevie, man... you SEE what Piper's doin'... ! Yo bein' a DUMBASS, man!
Stevie: I can't say: YO MUTHA... cause tha's MY momma! An' if yo keep this up, I'mma whip you just like she use to whip ya, SUCKA!
Booker and Slick disappear.
Stevie: (looks at the camera) Sting, yo FOOL. If ya want a bodyguard... an' ya want him ta LAST... give him the NIGHT OFF fo' King of the Ring. Can YA DIG IT!?
Dok: I don't like the sound of this at ALL! And I'm sure a lot of the participants don't like this word.... WILDCARD!
Dok: All I've gotten from Titan Tower is... JoBo WILL be in the Tournament...! Piper told Scott Hall to get ready for A FIGHT! Do you think... well... it just MAY have something to do with those two people we heard from on Superstars. The two that were challenging Hall and Helmsley. Do you think.... ?
Dok: I don't know! We'll have to wait and find out! If I were Taylor Tech though, I'd back off of Piper and his son, because their in a pot of boiling water... and it's getting HOTTER AND HOTTER!
Dok: Let's hear from another participant. Flash Funk's opponent... Stone Cold Steve Austin.
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
Stone Cold is shown in an abandoned warehouse. A rusty NO TRESPASSING sign hangs on the wall behind him. A chain link fence's shadow falls across Austin, who stares at the camera as if it just spit on him.
Austin: The King of the Ring is just a few days away. And you can tell that the WWF is fixin' to make good money, since they went and done gave Stone Cold an easy ticket to the FINALS!
Austin: But y'see... it really don't matter. I could care less if I was in the finals of the King of the Ring, or first in line for the Pirates of the Caribean at Disney F'N World. If it's Flash Funk or Mickey Mouse... somebody's gonna get their ASS whooped!
Austin: I went and done everythng I said I would do. I beat Bret Hart with his own little Sharpshooter an' turned his ass into a little grease spot on the canvas. An' what I'm gonna do to Flash Funk is I'm gonna drag his sorry ass all around the ring, stick his feathers up his behind, then pluck him and chop his head off with the Stone Cold Stuner like he was THANKSGIVIN' TURKEY! And there cain't nobody do NOTHIN' about it!
Austin:Y'see... win or lose...it don't matter to me. 'Cause when Stone Cold Steve Austin gets through with all seven of the pieces of trash at the King of theRing, I'da done whooped the best the WWF has to offer. And that makes me the King! And that's the bottom LINE... 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Dok: Well, he may have said that... but NOBODY would throw away their chance to win the Kng o the Ring! Not even Stone Cold!
Dok: Folks, it will be an INCREDIBLE night of action! Don't miss it.. it's this Sunday... FATHER'S DAY... June the 15th... EXCLUSIVELY from the INNOVATORS of Pay-Per-View... THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION!
Dok: Let's get ready for the MAIN EVENT!
